Anyone know the answers to any of these 10 questions?

[Daniela1982]

1. - Who sleeps with his shoes on?
2. - What driver never gets a speeding ticket?
3. - What can you steal and never get in trouble?
4. - Why was the car always sleepy?
5. - What do you call a frog who is illegally parked?
6. - What kind of tree has the best bark?
7. - What kind of flower doesn't sleep at night?
8. - Why do bananas like Gymnastics?
9. - What did the dress maker say about her job?
10- What did the TV do at the at the beach?
SCORING
9 or 10 - Cheater
7 or 8 - Champ
5 or 6 - Smarty Pants
3 or 4 - Scholar
1 0r 2 -Not champ, but chump
0 - Wussy

Are you a wise owl or a wiseacre?

Updates

+1 y

The anwers were: A horse, a crewdriver,2nd base, because it was tired, Toad, They like to do the splits, the day -z, It's sew sew, and channel surf. Now, which of you cheated?

[Massageman]

1. Horse.
2. golfer
3. 2nd base (or third or home plate)
4. It was tired. (the condition of having tires)
5. Towed (toad) - (( but they are really different ))
6. Dogwood
7. Day lily?
8. Exercise has appeal (a peel)?
9. Either It's a stitch! or so-so. (sew-sew)
10. Got wet!

[Massageman]

I sure didn't - only 6 or 7, very disappointed with myself.

[Daniela1982]

You did fine, better than I would have done.

[exitseven]

1. a horse
2. screw driver
3. sleep
4. it needed to be tired
5. about to get toad
6. dogwood tree
7. sun flower
8. because they do splits
9. keeps me in stitches
10. got turned on

Hows this?

[Daniela1982]

You got 6 out of 10 - 1,2,4,5,6,8 7 could be a good answer but not the one I'm looking for.

[exitseven]

damn

[Daniela1982]

Damn was not the correct answer either.

[exitseven]

shit.

[Daniela1982]

No you find that on the toilet seat in a gas station restroom.

[exitseven]

You are funny and hot at the same time. One more thing and you get the trifecta.

[Daniela1982]

I'm not a betting girl, even though I say "I bet" a lot.

[exitseven]

😀😀😀😀😀😀

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[ohshee]

1 The horse
2 A screwdriver
3 First base
4
5
6
7 sunflower
8 can do the splits
9
10

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[ohshee]

5 toad

[ohshee]

9 she seems stressed

[ohshee]

10 surf

[Daniela1982]

Sunflower could be an answer although there are day sleepers who work graveyard. You are doing ok so far.

[Daniela1982]

Also no one can steal first base unless they do it literally.

[Daniela1982]

surf? TV's can't get wet.

[ohshee]

LMAO. Damn I'm so close to almost being a genius

[Interstate]

1. Not me
2. Me!!!
3. Hearts
4. It was tired
5. ToWED
6. ?
7. ?
8. They do SPLITS
9. ?
10. ?

Total: 4

[Daniela1982]

You got 3 out of 10 - 4, 5, and 8