Anyone know the answers to any of these 10 questions?

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1. - Who sleeps with his shoes on?
2. - What driver never gets a speeding ticket?
3. - What can you steal and never get in trouble?
4. - Why was the car always sleepy?
5. - What do you call a frog who is illegally parked?
6. - What kind of tree has the best bark?
7. - What kind of flower doesn't sleep at night?
8. - Why do bananas like Gymnastics?
9. - What did the dress maker say about her job?
10- What did the TV do at the at the beach?
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9 or 10 - Cheater
7 or 8 - Champ
5 or 6 - Smarty Pants
3 or 4 - Scholar
1 0r 2 -Not champ, but chump
0 - Wussy
Are you a wise owl or a wiseacre?
Are you a wise owl or a wiseacre?
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The anwers were: A horse, a crewdriver,2nd base, because it was tired, Toad, They like to do the splits, the day -z, It's sew sew, and channel surf. Now, which of you cheated?
Anyone know the answers to any of these 10 questions?
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