What job/work/office secrets do you have?

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jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

I guess it is to play dumb around dumb people and hide your privilege to avoid jealousy - also talk a lot cause the more friends you have the more power you have when people smear you with lies and work hard but hide how hard you work. I find people who blend in get promoted faster than people who excel in their performance. And if you date a co worker, never show it in public cause people will begin to spread lies about your love life and say you like everybody if you like one person.

kiki18 · Accepted Answer

I have f#cked my boss's nephew bc i hated my boss

DaveJord · Accepted Answer

That I get paid 60K for doing about maybe 4 hours of work a week. Seriously I get like 10 emails a week and telework from home three days a week and I don't do most the shit I am supposed to do, and things take care of themselves because I have none essential job. This is my retirement gig so I don't really have to have the job, but it is free money. I only took it because I knew it was a bull shit fuck off job.

Sixgunsound · Accepted Answer

Working in public safety in several hospitals provided a lot of insight into how many otherwise brilliant nurses will rip their clothes off for Dr. McDreamy in the physician or surgical provider break rooms or sleeping quarters with nothing in return from him, or how long it takes them to figure out they are being used for free sex. Some of the younger ones will even lay down for Resident McDreamy.

Sour-rose · Answer

-At your job if you can, put in enough work where you are able to chill but just enough for your boss to stfu.
-Feel bad about takin' something that they might not notice, don't. Unless it's a computer, wtf are you doing, idioooot?
-You have no actual friends there. None. So don't talk to them like they are.
-Get in, work, gtfo.

melanieeeB · Answer

Uhm only the shit talk of some coworkers.. like some come to me, to talk behind someone else's back and I will listen and say then something positive about the person they were shit talking about, put them kindly back in their place and well I keep their stupid negativity for myself.

Apulu_3 · Answer

That I skip every extra classes like Art class, games, swimming and all those and go to piano lab where my piano sir teaches me song composing. And other secret is I skip all the breakfast and lunch meals (In school days. When all go to cafeteria I go to rooftop) so that I can write songs and poems because I don't get enough time in home nowadays for so much study load.

DizzyDesii · Answer

At my first job, my boss asked me to be a surrogate for he and his wife. I nearly laughed in their face. Not because of their unfortunate event but because Any baby i have is for myself. Plus, he asked me in less than a month of knowing me.

SaoirseS · Answer

A few, but if I broadcast them here they wouldn’t be secrets.

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

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