What's your opinion on farting at work?

Everywhere I've worked before I felt like I couldn't fart at work depending on the place I worked.

At my new work it's a loud busy building and I work by myself most of the time. It's 8 hours. The toilets are disgusting at my work so I usually hold everything in unless I really need to go. It actually hurts sometimes and I have to get a little fart at sometimes just to make the pain go away when no one's around.

This probably sounds really fucked up but when I fart and someone I don't like walks past I'll think to myself "yeah walk through my fart bitch" and they won't know

I feel like I'll get mix opinions from this hopefully no one on here will turn it into a sexual or political thing.
What's your opinion on farting at work?
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