I can't stop farting at work and its embarassing?

[Anonymous]

Sometimes when Im just walking I felt something releasing on me. Then when I was sleeping felt like I farted at work but the fart is not loud and everybody is sleeping and I wonder if they heard it if they heard it then its embarassing and that would be the start of gossip

[mobiusforniner]

I consider it an advantage. Eat a lot of beans and cabbage for lunch, walk into a meeting and let out one of those hissers as you walk past somebody who’s been challenging your department’s policies. Sit on the other corner of the room and watch all the eyes focus on that one person. Nobody will take them seriously. Tactical advantage….

[Sonorous]

For that time period or even the night before, avoid eating insanely high fiber foods or even foods that your body finds difficult to digest.

[Anonymous]

Why do men create these pink accounts?
Go out and get a hobby.

[Account]

Umm everybody is sleeping at work? WHAT KIND OF JOB IS THAT? 😂

[Asker]

We are on night shift and we work as Admin Assistant and if there's no more patients information to type to we turn off the lights in office and we sleep.

[Account]

So far I have never found any job in which I would get paid to fall asleep lol. As for your question if this isn't a troll post, well that sort of stuff might happen, we are only human, if they make fun of you for that they are immature.

[Asker]

Lol yes they do that here sometimes I see them sleeping all hours only if there's no patient to type to. But sometimes they have more workload where they can't even sleep so depends on day. Yeah but in this office I hear all gossips all the time even the pettiest ones so Im afraid they might gossip about my fart

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Just watch you don't poop yourself.

[DrPepper12]

Diary your intake and then change it. Go to a dietician / nutritionist.

[Billlewis]

Do any of your comments workers hear you?

[Asker]

No idea like I said its not loud just low volume sound fart so sometimes I just go to bathroom just to fart

[Billlewis]

If I may ask, would you say you have an average figure or are you plus sized? I think it's incredibly sexy when an chubby, attractive woman passes gas🔥 Thank you very much!

[Asker]

Skinny. I was overweight back then then I lost weight cuz I hate the way I look hate the way people treat me.

[Billlewis]

Oh I'll bet you're a lot better looking than you think.

[Asker]

Lol I guess their criticism helped me to be healthy again. I used to have high blood sugar and then when I lost weight my blood sugar turned to normal plus people treat me a lot better than when I was fat.

[Billlewis]

Good for you, dear;)

[Nikki1989]

There are pills for that.

[lokiloko]

Have you been eating cat treats again?

[zombiewoof]

It has to do with what you eat

[Anonymous]

Stop eating gassy food.

[legalboxers]

IBS?

[Luckycharms12]

We all fart