Would you hire me if I could prove that I graduated from clown college?

[bigpauly]

[Genie23]

Clown college? OMG!!! 😨 I'm terrified of clowns...😳 So, sorry.. It's a no from me😐

[bigpauly]

🤡🤡🤡 you sure?

[Genie23]

HERE. TAKE THIS JOB. TAKE MY JOB. JUST DON'T ABDUCT ME 😭

[bigpauly]

Lmao awww I’ll chase the clown away

[Genie23]

I was afraid of you as a clown but deal! 😂

[bigpauly]

Lmao I am pretty scary 😏

[dynamicyandere]

I’d have to see some samples of your work and see if I like it.


Then, if I like your work, I’d keep you in mind if I am ever in need of a clown. 🙃

[bigpauly]

Fair enough

[NathanDavis]

only one way to prove it...

let's go with our motto in unison... in 3, 2, 1... lol

[bigpauly]

*trips over oversized shoes

[NathanDavis]

squeaky sounds and honks while landing flat*

[bigpauly]

Lmao

[dustybiker]

Can a clown fix a kitchen sink? Or does he just giggle down the drain? 😁

[bigpauly]

I can make a balloon that kind of looks like a sink

[dustybiker]

Perfect! Hired.

[bigpauly]

You won’t regret this!
*goes to shake your hand but endless handkerchiefs keep getting in the way

[dustybiker]

*tries to grab them to give them back.

[bigpauly]

*pulls quarter from behind your ear while you’re reaching for them and then handkerchiefs are no longer on the ground

[dustybiker]

*Bumps heads with you and endless quarters start falling from behind our ears.

[bigpauly]

😱😱😱
🏃

[dustybiker]

This is amazing! 😂

[bigpauly]

Lmao

[AmyHew1tt]

No, because they freak me out. But I'd wish you good luck and point you in the direction of a nice, dark drain vent.

[bigpauly]

Very kind of you.

[SnowedIn]

If you could climb up to the chair in the interview room I'd consider it.

[bigpauly]

Wooooowwwww

[PrettyPriya]

@snowedin 👏👏👏

[SnowedIn]

@bigpauly ... you might say I couldn't been bigger about this but I preferred clowning around.

[bigpauly]

Lmao

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao!!!

[Isaack]

I would be interested in seeing that proof. As far as I know, Ringling circus had the only program called Clown College, and they closed their doors to students that weren't hired to their circus over 30 years ago. There's still college classes in clowning, the Clown Conservatory in San Francisco, and several week long clowning camps, but none that I know produce a diploma from Clown College.

[NotTacocaT6969]

I’d hire you as long as you could prove you know how to juggle.

[bigpauly]

I’ll bring the bulking pins

[letuswaltzforthedead]

I would believe you but I don't like clowns though

[bigpauly]

What about mimes?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Do you have a degree for that also?

[bigpauly]

Yes it was a double major

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Oh, you were a theater kid, weren't you)

[letuswaltzforthedead]

I meant?

[bigpauly]

I probably would have liked theater if I took it. Atlas, arts are for kids who come from families with money

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Fair enough, so what did you take? What degree do you need to clown?

[bigpauly]

Irl? I studied philosophy and economics but that still didn’t land good jobs and I self taught to be a developer.

In clown college life, all the basics. Balloon sculpting, nose honking, basic magic and makeup application

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Oh ok, that sounds interesting though. Why?

[bigpauly]

Which part are you asking why to? Lol

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Lol, irl. I think clown school explains itself

[bigpauly]

Developers seemed like a position that were paid better and one that could be self taugh instead of requiring another degree.

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Oh ok, what got you interested in philosophy an economics to study it first?

[bigpauly]

I enjoyed the logic and trying to figure out how to morally make the right choices of philosophy and the aspect of distribution of wealth that would make peoples lives better of economics.

[madgoat]

Qualifications get your foot in the door.

After that you need to interview well, sound the part, complete aptitude tests, and otherwise demonstrate your usefulness to the prospective company.

[sirderpsalot123]

Nope.

(I stopped reading after "would you hire me")

[bigpauly]

You’d never be in charge of hiring anyone

[sirderpsalot123]

I could hire a hitman

[bigpauly]

They charge more than the 50 cents you have in your couch cushions 😒

[sirderpsalot123]

😳 When did I get a couch?

[bigpauly]

😂😂😂

[dustybiker]

lmfao

[exitseven]

I used to know some body who graduated from clown college. It is a real thing.. I would hire you to be President of the United States.

[Astarlessnightsky]

Depends what you studies and what my company is doing and wether we got an open position.

[CuriousMufuxka]

Yes. I could use a facial actor that isn't just a shitty mime. I need poise and action from the entire body! And a 12 inch cock because it's gonna be clown porn.

[katiesmuff]

If I was hiring you for what? I operate a restaurant/bar so what position are you looking for kitchen help, bartender or busboy.

[Drachen]

Clown college?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm afraid of clowns.

[WTFdivorce]

I hear clown college is very prestigious. lol

[OddBeMe]

If I needed a clown. Or discovered you had other skills.

[jshm2]

We tend to avoid hiring Americans in general.

[Blackcupcake]

@msputiton what do we say twin…🤔

[PrettyPriya]

Hire him to scurry under the couch and chairs to clean.

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao… or to get between the cracks on the wooden floors

[PrettyPriya]

Slide him under the door to grab mail.

[Blackcupcake]

throw him into waterbottles you can’t fit your hand inside to clean them…🤣🤣

[PrettyPriya]

Possibilities are endless, unlike his height. 😐

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao… short truth

[Msputiton]

Could you imagine how adorable he would be dressed up like a clown

[Blackcupcake]

hahaha and hopping around all happy

[PrettyPriya]

Might confuse kids at parties though due to size limits. "Why is one of my friends dressed as a clown? Don't worry Timmy, that is the entertainment."

[bigpauly]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[JPresidente]

How about $1.50 and hour?

[bigpauly]

They’re offering 1.75 down the road..

[JPresidente]

All I got is four quarters and some pennies. I can only guarantee work for an hour. 😂

[bigpauly]

Ughh fine let’s do this

[JPresidente]

Alright. Do you take Canadian pennies?

[bigpauly]

I guess I do now 😒

[Agape93]

I only hire adult humans, not fetal Hobbits

[bigpauly]

🤨🤨

[Ms_Facesitter]

Sorry, I don't like clowns :(

[bigpauly]

I spent all that time and effort just to impress you 🥺

[Ms_Facesitter]

sad nose honks

[bigpauly]

😂😂

[Xawyx-2]

Of course I would, if I would need a clown in my company :P

[SweetTwistedSatanist]

Yeah let's throw pies at people!

[bigpauly]

Best boss ever

[Nikki1989]

Nope, clowns give me the creeps.

[Fuentes]

Lol nah clowns always creeped me out haha

[CoolCatMar1]

Υess

[bigpauly]

You’re the best

[CoolCatMar1]

Hehehhe

[Iron_Man]

Yes, you’re welcome to perform at my party

[Keishio]

Well I'm an electrician so more than likely not

[BJP21]

With honors?

[bigpauly]

Yes, top of my class

[KostasKouvalis]

For what position?

[Batsy01010101]

Every undergrad college is clown college

[msc545]

Hire you to do what?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

…. I’m listening