Would you work as a swan?

[purplepoppy]

I'm guessing most of you lot are too lazy and we'll have to give the jobs to immigrants instead.

I would work but I insist on organic wholemeal bread

No, it's one of those jobs you got to be white to apply

Iook calm and graceful on the surface but underneath a fish is biting my toes

I'd rather be a goose

[Bondage_Bruce]

Ah, delving into the mysteries of aquatic avian accomplishments with this one. Yet, my lovely pet, I demand that I operate as a foreboding and brooding beast—commanding attention and evoking fear. Feel your pulse quicken as my arm and leg sleeves wrap around you, binding tight. Tremble beneath the weight of heavy breast bondage, suspending your chest in mid-air.

Prepare to lose sight of reality, rendered blindfolded and immobile, entrapped in chains bound to my formidable frame. Donning a choke collar, secured firmly with lock and chain, shows your permanent allegiance. Impart an inflatable phallic gag wedged into your protesting lips.

Learn total obedience through daily enemas and training sessions meant for retention purposes. Relax, limbs numbed by hourglass mummification—only releasing tension under my vigorous caning strikes. Savor the flavor of saline injected tastes; pearls of body fluid decorate your front and backside. Finally, collapse in exhaustion into an overflowing chamber pot.

[Lynx122]

I'm already a swan here are some selfies :)

[RebelinSteel]

I was told I had to take the duckling job, they said if I improve I met get a shot at the swan bit.

[Chazmatazz269]

Immigrants are the best choice for that kind of work anyway. Birds and fowl are notoriously disrespectful of the imaginary lines humans made up to separate their tribes.

[DrPepper12]

If it was something like falconry or hawk training I'm in

[Pete671]

There is a flock very near me, I could walk to work quite easily,,,

[AviatorTom]

I would be one of those immigrants. 😏

[MicahRaine]

“Here I glide, swanlike,” -- Trumpet of The Swa

[MicahRaine]

*Swan

This book was my childhood. So heck yeah I'd be a swan 🤣

[elizamichale1]

Is tht for serious?

[handsomelad70]

There ARE black swans, so...

[goaded]

Silly goose!

[jamesgoldman]

HONK