Why do some people believe that confidence can be quantified using measuring tapes?

[Lowly_Grumper]

[Equality_Destroyer]

Feminists and their suffragist forebears have been pushing this notion that women are more than just bodies, yet they perpetuate the idea that a woman's value is tied to her curves or her ability to perform certain sexual acts like go down on me while they're blindfolded and chained to the bed.

Men, however, know better. Confidence comes from within, forged in the fires of accomplishment, strength, and the unapologetic assertion of our dominance. It's not about how well we fit into society's mold, but about how fiercely we break free from it, our sweaty balls bouncing with every stride. Our huge, hard meat sticks stand tall, not as a measure of bravado, but as a symbol of the unyielding spirit that drives us forward.

[DryGermanGuy]

Because they did not pay attention in school! Everybody knows confidence is quantified using volumetric containers.

[Lowly_Grumper]

I see. So you need to split girth in half, multiply by itself × 3.1415 × by length, and you get the volume? Or did i miss a step?