Do you see Sundays like a coomergeddon? Both the end of a cycle and beginning of the next week/world? Would a coomergeddon end the world or birth it?

[Anonymous]

[leannegrayson]

I asked one of the elders what a 'coomer' was, and he literally made me say the Lord's prayer like 50 times! That is so yucky, you guys! Sundays are supposed to be for the Lord resting, going to services, and maybe enjoying a nice Jell-O salad.

But because your mind is just so full of sinful trash, God's totally gonna leave your soul stranded at an old, abandoned drive-in movie theater out in the woods. You'll be sitting in your car in the pitch black, cooming your little heart to whatever gay boofing trash you like to watch. Then, out when our comes Satan wearing a terrifying coomer mask.

Satan in his coomer mask is gonna smash a rusted sledgehammer right through your windshield! Then, he's gonna grab you by the privates, drag you out into the freezing mud, and use a giant, jagged pair of gardening shears to literally snip both of your eyeballs right out of your skull!

Just popping 'em right out so you can never look at another gross thing on your little computer screens ever again! And then, while you're screaming and bleeding out of your empty, bloody eye sockets, he's gonna slowly back a heavy, rusted woodchipper right over your legs.