Which Nintendo character would you love to fuck/have sex with if they were real people?

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Almost no love for Princess Peach I see (except for one male vote).

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Toad can get it

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I dont do drugs, but he can get me hiiiiiigh

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Natalya Simonova from N64's Goldeneye, obvs!

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- Asker
  
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  Except that's not a Nintendo character. It's a James Bond character.
  
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- super147
  
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  Technicality :'(
  
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Zelda or Samus for sure. Probably Zelda over Samus but I don't know why.

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Zorax Follow
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Maya from Killer Instinct: www.primagames.com/.../..._instinct_maya_big_3.jpg

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oh shit. This is a surprisingly tough question. MAYBE Zelda.

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TonyRyanAgain Follow
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I don't look at video games characters sexually, that's just weird.

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Mmm. that flacon punch doe

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  haha falcon. ha.
  
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  *FALCON THRUST!*
  
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Why didn't Mega Man make the list? 😡

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  i know!
  
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- Asker
  
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  @Toad-1 Because technically, Mega Man is a Capcom IP character, not a Nintendo IP, unfortunately.
  
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- EvilAngel114
  
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  Fine! If it must be out of these then Link 😏
  
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- Toad-1
  
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  i'll take Zelda then :P
  
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- EvilAngel114
  
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  @toad-1 hmm... so party of 3 in the penthouse suite 😁😁😈😏
  
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- Toad-1
  
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  terrific! ;)
  
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- EvilAngel114
  
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  Sweet! Lol
  
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I'd probably go with Zelda.

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  Same.
  
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Samus obviously, those are some hot pixels.

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SnowHearth Follow
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Either Zelda or Samus.

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Samus, Zelda, Peach, and all the female characters

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samus

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Link:P

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Anonymous
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The female one that says "YES!"...

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Dixie Kong!

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Decentguy Follow
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None

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Princess Peach

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Zelda

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