I feel sexy when I'm drunk?

[Machiavelli]

Anyone else? also I sing karaoke when I am hammered.

[meandane]

I don't know if I feel sexy, but I do feel blessed with skills beyond the ordinary in everything I do. Singing? dancing? yas, of course, im the best! Flirting? yas, they'd be lucky to have me.
At least that is what goes on in my head. from a sober perspective it is not like that at all 😂

[Machiavelli]

You're right cause I was just full of myself and then my alcohol is wearing off. I will go buy more soon 😂😂😂😂

[meandane]

You should, being drunk is fun 😉 A little confidence boost is nice once in a while. 😂

[linds34]

Yeah, just as other people look better, I look better in the mirror too!

[TheUglyVirgin]

Am I the only good person who doesn't drink alcohol and who doesn't brag about their lifestyle?

Alcohol causes liver failure, kidney disease, affects the brain, pancreas, pretty much the whole body. But go ahead and get drunk for the sake of being "cool" and following the crowd.

[Machiavelli]

Okay.

[Machiavelli]

I am happy for you being health conscious and all but some people have fun once in a while. Life is dangerous and you can never be too careful, anything can end your life or give you cancer nowadays, with that said, going around lecturing everyone on the post actually makes you sound like the one who is drunk and high at the same time.

[TheUglyVirgin]

@Machiavelli
"some people have fun once in a while."

Why do you people always use that insult? You always like to talk about alcohol as if it is the only way to have fun and if you don't drink alcohol it means you don't have fun according to you which is very insulting and ignorant.

If you consider drinking alcohol fun then your life must be really dull and boring.

Also do you think I like it when you people brag on social media posting pics of cocktails and bragging about being drunk.

[Sparasda1]

I bet your a real pleasure to be around lol.. stop bitching about what people do to have fun in their spare time.. bad diets and lack of exercise are what is unhealthy and needs to be worried about.. not the consumption of alcohol once or twice a week lmao

[Machiavelli]

@Sparasda1 Exactly.

[TheUglyVirgin]

@Sparasda1
Said the alcoholic. If you think alcohol is healthy then you go ahead and keep drinking alcohol and say goodbye to your liver and kidneys.

Also you don't need alcohol to have "fun" but you refuse to believe me because you are delusional and addicted to alcohol.

[ChocEyes1]

Now that you mentioned... not anymore. I used to when I was like 20 and in college, but now I think drinking is not as fun anymore for me. Nowadays, if I drink (which I don't do often) I usually just feel sleepy and sometimes sick.

Oh, I'm getting old :/

[Machiavelli]

I get sleepy too and hungry.

[ChocEyes1]

Oh yeah, hungry too hehe

[Drifter83UK]

that would probably be the same for 80% of people lol.
No inhibitions and all.

[Sparasda1]

I feel like im the coolest cat in town when im drunk.. orderinf my malibu and cokes as ma boiz order whiskeys.. with my skinny jeans and desert boots GOT DAMN.. but in reality my eyes are half shit and i have dribble stains all over me...

[adamshunglol]

im the perfect guy when im drunk... i can do anything (is what i think to my self)

[meandane]

Me too😂

[scorpioDude]

I don't need to be drunk to think that

[adamshunglol]

@meandane you're the perfect guy when you're drunk? lmao

[meandane]

Yes. I realized I'd never be the perfect girl, so I switched teams 😝😉

[meandane]

No, but I am truly gifted in everything I do whole drunk. Whether it be dancing or building something. 😂

[scorpioDude]

well maybe U can start building r relationship

[adamshunglol]

@meandane hell yeah, i call it super hero juice... lol

[meandane]

I have done that, but just like the fortress I once made while drunk, it just wasn't as good the morning after..

[meandane]

Nice, I call it tequila. 😉

[scorpioDude]

@meandane I like little old people...

[meandane]

that's sounds creepy, but okay

[TheUglyVirgin]

@scorpioDude
ikr so perfect damaging your liver, kidneys, brain, pancreas, etc... oh wait I forgot "real men drink alcohol and if you're above 21 and don't drink alcohol you're an uncool boring loser" amirite?

Im not a "mature adult" and not a "real man" because I live a clean sober life amirite? And before you stereotype me I am an Atheist.

[TaciturnNoor]

You're not really all that physicslly attractive in the first place, so I don't see how some chemical in your body would change that

[Machiavelli]

Not seeing a reason for hostility but I feel honored that you would actually take the time to try to offend me, I must have stubbed your baby toe somehow.

[TaciturnNoor]

Wow, I must've triggered a pretty deep insecurity. You actually thought I was trying to offend you? That's cute. I wish you were as cute as your response, though. I legitimately thought you had enough on your plate. I just fail to see how alcohol can somehow turn a dime a dozen average basic bitch to a "sexy girl". Anyways, though, I fail to see how you'll succeed at stubbing my toe when your head is thoroughly lodged into your anus. Get back to abusing alcohol. Maybe it'll make you feel better. :(

[Machiavelli]

You are sad and lonely, not sure why you'd try to trigger anything and I didn't read all your of response.
I think you should go play with your little dick to release that tension., it's too early for this.

[LolaB13]

Lmao I do 😂😂 LOVE your picture ❤️❤️❤️

[Machiavelli]

Thanks girl I'm hammered and feel like a diva 😂😂😂😂

[akadatank44]

I used to, stop drinking awhile ago. I'm sure you feel sexy without it too!

[Texasmade1]

I talk dirty when im drunk and laugh way too much.

[Machiavelli]

Sometimes I get an accent depends on who I'm talking to 😂😂😂😂

[scorpioDude]

when I'm drunk ima very mean person that's why i quit

[Machiavelli]

I can be mean too but it depends on my prior mood.

[scorpioDude]

the last time was drunk I'm almost punched this little kid in the face

[JustRollTheDice]

I'm invincible when I'm drunk😂

[blackwolf3x]

Throw in the word "rape",... and somehow one's in the tub with a razor

[Justacatlady]

It's called liquid courage for a reason

[Chivinzo]

yea I feel sexy when I'm drunk too but some vids of me when I'm say I'm not sexy when I'm drunk xD

[growl]

that's literally the point of alcohol

[natannq]

me too and I feel no sexual inhibition

[Goodwifie]

I feel like I'm wonder woman when I'm drunk.

[TheUglyVirgin]

You should change your name to bad wife because good women don't drink alcohol and no Im not a religious fanatic I am an Atheist.

And this is revenge for saying sober guys are boring losers.

[Goodwifie]

@TheUglyVirgin I only get drunk around my hubby.

[TheUglyVirgin]

And that makes it better how?

So you don't care about your health? And please tell me you don't have kids?

[Goodwifie]

@TheUglyVirgin why do you call yourself the ugly virgin?

[TheUglyVirgin]

Im ugly therefore I am a virgin.

[Goodwifie]

@TheUglyVirgin Must really suck to be you

[TheUglyVirgin]

At least I will live a long and healthy life.

[BobbyC65]

I feel sexy when I'm naked.

[Machiavelli]

lol try being drunk, you'll feel double sexy.

[Whatthefluff]

It's common

[Rudon30]

For me it's horny for females it's sexy. Hmmm

[TheUglyVirgin]

Ikr damaging your health is so sexy.

[ken718]

I get horny mostly

[Machiavelli]

Men are always horny, don't pin that on alcohol.

[ken718]

Not true im not horny right now lol

[momo770]

I'm sexy period.

[Youngpapai]

You're crazy..😂

[Yanoa_Yanza]

Lol nope

[Anonymous]

i always feel sexy