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There once was this woman who ABSOLUTELY LOVED mayonnaise!!! She'd pull a jar out of the fridge, get a spoon and just eat it straight out of the jar while watching t. v. or any other time. One night, she finished a jar and had no more left in the house so, she decided to leave the empty jar on the kitchen table over night so she'd remember to buy more the next day. (Like, she NEEDED to be reminded!!) The next morning, she got up and saw that the jar was still on the table, but it was full!! She couldn't figure out how, but she happily ate the mayo in the jar and, when the night was over, she left the empty on the table again to reminder her. The next morning, it was full again!! Without questioning it, she happily ate her gift! This went on for a few nights when she decided to try to find out why it was happening! So, that night, she left the empty on the table but stayed up and hid in the kitchen closet so she could see what was going on. Around 3:00 a. m., all of a sudden, the back door sloooooowwwwwwlllllllyyyy creeped open and in came this spooky looking woman with very pale white skin and HUGE staring eyes that never blinked at all!!! She sllllooooowwwwllllyyyyy walked across the kitchen over to the kitchen table where the empty mayonnaise jar sat, took off the lid from the jar, then reached up to the top of her head and pulled off the top of her skull!! Then she reached into her brain and started puling out big white gooey globs and putting them into the mayo jar!!! And, from then onwards, my goofy ass sister refused to ever meat mayo again!!!
I guess you can have toast with a ghost on Halloween. I am not into all the slutty costumes. People are not themselves on October 31st but are on other days. Today's Halloween celebrations are all about glorifying sexual lust and death. People dress up as goblins, ghosts, devils and other death ridden creatures. Horror is all about fear, death, sex and likewise. Take Friday the 13th for example. It's about teens having sex and Jason Voorhees hacking up and killing teens in gruesome ways.
Damn! I was so hopefully reading the first part of the Q. :( Lol 😂😁 Some of them are quite funny tho!! Haha 😁 But i dont have a collection of my own 🙅🤦
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