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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
What happened to the witch who flew her broom while angry? She flew off the handle.
What's a pumpkin's favorite genre? Pulp fiction.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
Why did the zombie become a mortician? To put food on the table.
Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.
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