Here is a couple that I found that might give you a chuckle.
Q: What is a pause in work at a mortuary called?
A: A coffin break!Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.Q: Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
A: No—unless you Count Dracula!Q: How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there.these and many more punny answers at Readers Digest website.
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Those were pretty good. I really do not have any good jokes. I have a funny story I might later share with the class.
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aliens visiting us on Halloween will think we are some really strange looking creatures and stay away
Q: What did the ghost say to the trick-or-treater?
A: Nothing. Ghosts don't exist. hahahahahahaThe deer is good. Never understood mounting heads onto walls. Or killing living creatures for sport honestly…
What do skeletons get when they are aroused?
A boner 😂
Not at the moment, lol. But those are all funny.
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Thank you for the laughs this morning!
Those are pretty funny. Lol. Good job.
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