Got any Halloween jokes?

Daniela1982

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Here is a couple that I found that might give you a chuckle.

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Q: What is a pause in work at a mortuary called?
A: A coffin break!
Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Q: Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
A: No—unless you Count Dracula!
Q: How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there.
these and many more punny answers at Readers Digest website.

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- Daniela1982
  
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  Remember this one?
  https://youtu.be/QiHLOkMR4C8
  
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- Massageman
  
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  The Halloween version of I-vi-IV-V...
  
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Those were pretty good. I really do not have any good jokes. I have a funny story I might later share with the class.

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- exitseven
  
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  Thanks for the MHO😎
  
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aliens visiting us on Halloween will think we are some really strange looking creatures and stay away

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Q: What did the ghost say to the trick-or-treater?
A: Nothing. Ghosts don't exist. hahahahahaha

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What do skeletons get when they are aroused?
A boner 😂

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- Daniela1982
  
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  That one was a no brainer. But dicks don't really have any bones. Although some guys talk about their big dicks but they really have just wish bones.
  
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- Dnice1
  
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  Yeah I'm no jokester lol
  
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- Daniela1982
  
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  My return joke went over your head too. lol
  
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- Dnice1
  
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  Lol I got it now took me a moment
  
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The deer is good. Never understood mounting heads onto walls. Or killing living creatures for sport honestly…

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- Daniela1982
  
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  I think it's just mostly animals with horns/antlers.
  
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- OddBeMe
  
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  fish
  
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- Daniela1982
  
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  True, guess you can mount anything. But soon your wall begins to look like the zoo.
  
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Not at the moment, lol. But those are all funny.

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Why don’t witches wear panties?

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- Daniela1982
  
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  So they slide off their brooms more easily?
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  That’s a good one & that answer works too. So they can get a better grip on the broom.
  
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- Daniela1982
  
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  As long as she doesn't use lube.
  
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Thank you for the laughs this morning!

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Those are pretty funny. Lol. Good job.

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