1. "I'm sorry but there's such a thing as manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they're coming with me. I'm starting a new company and the fish are coming with me. If anyone wants to come with me, this moment will be a moment of something real and fun and inspiring in this god-forsaken business and we will do it together." (Film, self-titled character)
2. (Film where main protagonist describes himself thusly) "I'm a convicted murderer who offers sound financial planning."
3. "You know the first time we met I really didn't like you that much." "I didn't like you." "Yeah you did. You were just so uptight then. You're much softer now." "You know I hate that kind of remark. It sounds like a compliment but really it's an insult." "Ok you're still as hard as nails." "I just didn't want to sleep with you and you had to write it off as a character flaw instead of dealing with the possibility that it might have something to do with you." "What's the statute of limitations on apologies?" "10 years." "Ooh I can just get it in under the wire." "Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?" (Film)
4. "The hardest thing was leaving the life. We were treated like movie stars with muscle. We had it all for the asking. Our wives, mothers, kids, everbody rode along. I had paper bags stashed with jewelry in the kitchen. I had a sugar bowl filled with coke next to the bed. Anything I wanted was a phone call away... And now it's all over. I have to wait around like everyone else. I'm an average nobody. Get to live the rest of my life like a shnook." (Actor + film)
5. "Does it get easier?" "No... Yes... The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you'll let things upset you." "Yeah. I just don't know what I'm supposed to be. Tried being a writer, taking pictures..." "You'll figure that out. I'm not worried about you." (2 actors + film)
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