I'm like the beast. I used common sense and didn't let some random shady as hell looking woman into my house in the middle of the night. So the bitch cursed me and my servents. Then after understandably being a little pissed at the situation some dottering old man shows up randomly to my front door. Naturally my first instinct is ohh no not this shit again, so I toss the old fool into my dungeon so I can figure out his angle. Then his daughter shows up and asks to let the old man go, im like I need a little insurance that I'm not getting cursed again. So I let the girl stay in her father's place. I treat her as a guest instead of a prisoner. Giver her good food and comfortable lodging. Once im satisfied that ok this time they're were just normal people I let the girl go back home and how does she repay me? She gets her ex boyfriend and a mob of angry villagers to come hunt me down and try to burn my house down. So after having to put out the fires , fight off the mob, kill her ex boyfriend, and taking a bullet in my ass. The batch just sits there with a tee hee I didn't know telling my ex and the villagers about a beast in a castle they'd just come hunt you down like that. At this point though unlike the beast who forgave her, I'd be like thats it get your shot and get the fuck out of my darn house. Beast form is really not that bad compared to your crazy ass.
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Cloud. Disney Cloud... dont talk unless you are serious and even then dont waste my time. Then disney sephiroth... come show me what your deepest hearts desire is... let me take it away... or at least make it hard to achieve... i dont know.
Eeyore! People see me as depressed, cynical, and full of doom and gloom. But I'm one of the most honest, realistic people you'll ever meet. Like eeyore, lol
Eeyore is the character that prepares kids for the reality of life: it sucks.
Maleficent maybe. Because I will fuck your whole life up if you piss me off. I'm just not as petty as she is.
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Eeyore because I’m fucking depressed
I hope to be Scrooge McDuck in the future.
Right now i am detective Mickey mouse or Donald duck, except that i dont have any dept to anyone and i dont have a partner and i am unpredictable.I’d choose Daffy Duck cause I think she is the prettiest
Nicholas Wilde from Zootopia, we are shockingly alike
Thomas O'Malley
Disney isn't in its best spot right niw after the exposure of Epstein and there weird movies talking about his island
Captain Lusky of UNSC infinity. I dont care that this isn't disney
I'm a mix between Merida, Pooh Bear and Alice
Maybe Aladdin-kind hearted and adventurous...🤔
Belle in looks and personality.
Tiana best fits my personality
Lilo and simba witha bit of Gaston
Donald Duck. Hahaha! 😛
Jack Sparrow
Hulk
I'm a mix of Goofy and Donald Duck.
Probably Moana
Lilo.
Donald Duck
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