If YOU were a Dragon which of these seven breath weapons would you like to have?

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DrunkAss · Accepted Answer

I love spicy food so I think I'm definitely the fire-breather. At least my ass is on fire many times on the toilet. But I just imagine myself as a dragon hiccuping and then it's like:

If YOU were a Dragon which of these seven breath weapons would you like to have?

WAAARRGHHH! OMFG I'M BURNING! I'M ON FIRE! THE DRAGON DID A HICCUP! WAARRGHHH.. [roll on ground] OMG THE FIRE IS STILL THERE PLEASE SOMEBODY... [dead] Then I do fart and I set like a whole crowd of people behind me on fire the same way.

It just seems like the type of dragon I'd be.

NamerOfStars · Accepted Answer

What can I say; I have a taste for the classics. And the ability to help out at barbecues. And possibly help a friend pull a Feynman. You light a cigarette with the breath of a dragon, and even the DRAGON's going to be impressed.

CrazyGirl2 · Accepted Answer

Awww, I don want to kill anyone! Why can’t I be a nice dragon, like “Puff the Magic Dragon”? He, at least, lived by the sea. Then there’s Pete’s Dragon… I think I’d rather be one of those dragons, than one that spits out chlorine gas. I mean that’s a chemical weapon which was banned by the Geneva Convention as a violation of human rights. It’s one of the worst ways to die (they say). Better yet, could I just be a Unicorn? PLEASE?

crazyish · Accepted Answer

Ummm I'm a clutz and forgetful and would probably kill my dragon family and friends if I had any of those lol

andreasderjuengere · Answer

I like the lightning. Hopefully, it comes with a voltage control?
The chlorine also sounds interesting; but having German roots, you know... :D
people tend to not like to see 'us' handling gas things.

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

For me it’s A or F love the fire breathing but the laser shit sounds good. the evilest black dragon, with a toss up between A & F but going A.

Kaneki05 · Answer

From a point of view i have to eat what that i am attacking. Just fire. Frozen meat and the rest of these don't sound tasty or possible. Otherwise Frost would be my choice cause most badass.

purplepoppy · Answer

I prefer the more traditional fire breathers. At least I could have a bbq as well.

COMMODOREII · Answer

Have you ever watched that old cartoon Flight of the Dragons?

NathanDavis · Answer

I really thought there would be an A-10 Warthog gatling gun option, but I will go with the nuke beams

MCheetah · Answer

The fire is a classic, but I choose option F: HYPER BEAM!

RedThread · Answer

I always choose speed over everything else so lightning or light.

PaynefulPleasures · Answer

Hey along as it's Payneful I'm good with it 😉😎

Account · Answer

Frost. I really like silver dragons.

BlacklightShade · Answer

Flesh eating ooze sounds the most fun.

Nayyrr · Answer

Intense Light Beams that burn people to a crisp (like a nuke would for instance)

Brainsbeforebeauty · Answer

Hmm hard to choose lol either A, B, or F

Juxtapose · Answer

I will vote for the gas so my prey will still be whole for me to eat.

KingdomForAKiss · Answer

The lightning is pretty cool.

menina · Answer

Voted F. That way my enemies would never survive.

Andres77 · Answer

Lightning... every time

Phoenix98 · Answer

Hmm probably lighting or fire.

SandandWaves · Answer

Fire for sure

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

Any but G

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