
If YOU were a Dragon which of these seven breath weapons would you like to have?


I love spicy food so I think I'm definitely the fire-breather. At least my ass is on fire many times on the toilet. But I just imagine myself as a dragon hiccuping and then it's like:
WAAARRGHHH! OMFG I'M BURNING! I'M ON FIRE! THE DRAGON DID A HICCUP! WAARRGHHH.. [roll on ground] OMG THE FIRE IS STILL THERE PLEASE SOMEBODY... [dead] Then I do fart and I set like a whole crowd of people behind me on fire the same way.
It just seems like the type of dragon I'd be.
What can I say; I have a taste for the classics. And the ability to help out at barbecues. And possibly help a friend pull a Feynman. You light a cigarette with the breath of a dragon, and even the DRAGON's going to be impressed.
Awww, I don want to kill anyone! Why canāt I be a nice dragon, like āPuff the Magic Dragonā? He, at least, lived by the sea. Then thereās Peteās Dragon⦠I think Iād rather be one of those dragons, than one that spits out chlorine gas. I mean thatās a chemical weapon which was banned by the Geneva Convention as a violation of human rights. Itās one of the worst ways to die (they say). Better yet, could I just be a Unicorn? PLEASE?
You donāt have to kill anyone really... but if someone really tried to piss you off you know you always have a āwayā of āhandling itā š¬
Oh sweetie, what would Spock say? If someone really tried to piss you off, you treat them with kindness, it makes them feed terrible, and it is logical! If that doesnāt work, you just leave the area, and the situation. You only āhandleā the situation, if they are threatening your life. You are so sweet, I just know that I will be able to reach you, at some point at least ill do my best.
Ummm I'm a clutz and forgetful and would probably kill my dragon family and friends if I had any of those lol
they tell you a joke and you laugh so hard you shoot lightning bolts at your family. :O
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!I like the lightning. Hopefully, it comes with a voltage control?
The chlorine also sounds interesting; but having German roots, you know... :D
people tend to not like to see 'us' handling gas things.
For me itās A or F
love the fire breathing but the laser shit sounds good.
the evilest black dragon, with a toss up between A & F but going A.
From a point of view i have to eat what that i am attacking. Just fire. Frozen meat and the rest of these don't sound tasty or possible.
Otherwise Frost would be my choice cause most badass.
I prefer the more traditional fire breathers. At least I could have a bbq as well.
Have you ever watched that old cartoon Flight of the Dragons?
Omg yes! I actually have it on DVD. It came out at the height of dnd during its early days in the 80s
I really thought there would be an A-10 Warthog gatling gun option, but I will go with the nuke beams
The fire is a classic, but I choose option F: HYPER BEAM!
I always choose speed over everything else so lightning or light.
Hey along as it's Payneful I'm good with it 😉😎
I picked fire damn šæ
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No dragon ass destroy all ROFLMAO š¤£
Frost. I really like silver dragons.
Flesh eating ooze sounds the most fun.
just imagine spitting out tobacco but it can eat through your flesh if it gets on you
Intense Light Beams that burn people to a crisp (like a nuke would for instance)
Hmm hard to choose lol either A, B, or F
I will vote for the gas so my prey will still be whole for me to eat.
The lightning is pretty cool.
Voted F. That way my enemies would never survive.
Lightning... every time
Hmm probably lighting or fire.
Fire for sure
Any but G
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