If YOU were a Dragon which of these seven breath weapons would you like to have?

Question

extremely blistering hot Fire

Shocking bursts of Lightning

Corrosive Acid

Frost instantly freezes people

Poisonous deadly chlorine gas

Intense Light Beams that burn people to a crisp (like a nuke would for instance)

Flesh eating ooze

Select age and gender to cast your vote:

GirlGuy

Updates:

2 d

Noticed no one choosing chlorine gas. here's a chart detailing how deadly that gas can be graphics8.nytimes.com/.../20041209_train.gif

Answer 1

DrunkAss | 108 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.

Yoda

I love spicy food so I think I'm definitely the fire-breather. At least my ass is on fire many times on the toilet. But I just imagine myself as a dragon hiccuping and then it's like:

WAAARRGHHH! OMFG I'M BURNING! I'M ON FIRE! THE DRAGON DID A HICCUP! WAARRGHHH.. [roll on ground] OMG THE FIRE IS STILL THERE PLEASE SOMEBODY... [dead] Then I do fart and I set like a whole crowd of people behind me on fire the same way.

It just seems like the type of dragon I'd be.

Brainsbeforebeauty

2 d
🤣🤣🤣 ROFL

Answer 2

Brainsbeforebeauty

🤣🤣🤣 ROFL

Answer 3

CrazyGirl2

Xper 6

Awww, I don want to kill anyone! Why can’t I be a nice dragon, like “Puff the Magic Dragon”? He, at least, lived by the sea. Then there’s Pete’s Dragon… I think I’d rather be one of those dragons, than one that spits out chlorine gas. I mean that’s a chemical weapon which was banned by the Geneva Convention as a violation of human rights. It’s one of the worst ways to die (they say). Better yet, could I just be a Unicorn? PLEASE?

Still-alive

1 d
You don’t have to kill anyone really... but if someone really tried to piss you off you know you always have a “way” of “handling it” 😬
CrazyGirl2

1 d
Oh sweetie, what would Spock say? If someone really tried to piss you off, you treat them with kindness, it makes them feed terrible, and it is logical! If that doesn’t work, you just leave the area, and the situation. You only “handle” the situation, if they are threatening your life. You are so sweet, I just know that I will be able to reach you, at some point at least ill do my best.

Answer 4

Still-alive

You don’t have to kill anyone really... but if someone really tried to piss you off you know you always have a “way” of “handling it” 😬

Answer 5

CrazyGirl2

Oh sweetie, what would Spock say? If someone really tried to piss you off, you treat them with kindness, it makes them feed terrible, and it is logical! If that doesn’t work, you just leave the area, and the situation. You only “handle” the situation, if they are threatening your life. You are so sweet, I just know that I will be able to reach you, at some point at least ill do my best.

Answer 6

crazyish

Xper 5

Ummm I'm a clutz and forgetful and would probably kill my dragon family and friends if I had any of those lol

Still-alive

1 d
they tell you a joke and you laugh so hard you shoot lightning bolts at your family. :O
crazyish

10 h
Seriously, no joke that would be me😂😂 no more dragon family and no more dragon friends 😢

Answer 7

Still-alive

they tell you a joke and you laugh so hard you shoot lightning bolts at your family. :O

Answer 8

crazyish

Seriously, no joke that would be me😂😂 no more dragon family and no more dragon friends 😢

Answer 9

NamerOfStars | 262 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.

Guru

What can I say; I have a taste for the classics. And the ability to help out at barbecues. And possibly help a friend pull a Feynman. You light a cigarette with the breath of a dragon, and even the DRAGON's going to be impressed.

Answer 10

andreasderjuengere | 638 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.

Guru

I like the lightning. Hopefully, it comes with a voltage control?
The chlorine also sounds interesting; but having German roots, you know... :D
people tend to not like to see 'us' handling gas things.

Answer 11

ChrisMaster69 | 56 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.

Yoda

For me it’s A or F

love the fire breathing but the laser shit sounds good.

the evilest black dragon, with a toss up between A & F but going A.

Answer 12

Kaneki05 | 727 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.

Guru

From a point of view i have to eat what that i am attacking. Just fire. Frozen meat and the rest of these don't sound tasty or possible.
Otherwise Frost would be my choice cause most badass.

Kaneki05

2 d
Oh Chlorine gas is deadly for sure but not tasty... well maybe not, never exactly eat it before.

Answer 13

Kaneki05

Oh Chlorine gas is deadly for sure but not tasty... well maybe not, never exactly eat it before.

Answer 14

purplepoppy | 182 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.

Master

I prefer the more traditional fire breathers. At least I could have a bbq as well.

Answer 15

COMMODOREII | 1.9K opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.

Master

Have you ever watched that old cartoon Flight of the Dragons?

Still-alive

2 d
Omg yes! I actually have it on DVD. It came out at the height of dnd during its early days in the 80s
COMMODOREII

2 d
I thought it was very good.

Answer 16

Still-alive

Omg yes! I actually have it on DVD. It came out at the height of dnd during its early days in the 80s

Answer 17

COMMODOREII

I thought it was very good.

Answer 18

NathanDavis | 113 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.

Yoda

I really thought there would be an A-10 Warthog gatling gun option, but I will go with the nuke beams

Answer 19

MCheetah | 186 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.

Guru

The fire is a classic, but I choose option F: HYPER BEAM!

Answer 20

PaynefulPleasures

Xper 5

Hey along as it's Payneful I'm good with it 😉😎

Still-alive

1 d
Ok you get chlorine poison gas breath then ;)
PaynefulPleasures

1 d
I picked fire damn 👿
You left out the dragon from Shrek 🐲
Puff the magic dragon 🐉
No dragon ass destroy all ROFLMAO 🤣

Answer 21

Still-alive

Ok you get chlorine poison gas breath then ;)

Answer 22

PaynefulPleasures

I picked fire damn 👿
You left out the dragon from Shrek 🐲
Puff the magic dragon 🐉
No dragon ass destroy all ROFLMAO 🤣

Answer 23

Account | 150 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.

Master

Frost. I really like silver dragons.

Still-alive

2 d
You can cool a drink instantly too. So convenient
Account

1 d
True. I mostly enjoy cool drinks so that would be super convenient too.