Farmer guys, did you ever use a milking machine for something besides milking the cows?

[FunkyMonkee]

[Anonymous]

Years ago there was this guy who lived in our town who had a giant dick, like beyond pornstar big and none of the local women would let him f*ck them. Sure they'd jerk him off or at hen parties they'd have him jerk off in front of them as a novelty.
So any way we here something disturbing in the barn, thinking someone is stealing our animals we rush down to find this guy drunk on a ladder with his big donkey dick in our pony.

[FunkyMonkee]

Did she get pregnant and have a minotaur or was it a boy horse?

[Opinion Owner]

We did call ghe police

[FunkyMonkee]

Was his name, Bigus Dickus?

[exitseven]

When my wife was nursing our kids she could never get the breast pump to work. I was going to invent one that would be based on what the dairy farmers use on cows.

[FunkyMonkee]

Did you? Does it work?

[exitseven]

no, I did some research and I started looking for hardware. It turns out there is a breast pump that was similar to what was going to build.

[FunkyMonkee]

Somebody beat you to it a long time ago.
Same thing happened to me when I was gonna invent the automatic dog polisher and the gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater!

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO.

[FunkyMonkee]

No problem. (That'll be $10.00.)

[iseekpinetrees]

Lol well tell me if anyone answers. I looked at this type of porn ages ago. Looked semi painful.

[FunkyMonkee]

Okay! Will do! So far, nothing.

[nolabels]

Here, here now.
What kind of darn fool notions are you trying to put into folks' heads?

Lol.
I wish I had one of those contraptions.

[FunkyMonkee]

LOL! I just saw one in a video last night that you can buy in a porn shop or online so, I just had to ask if farm guys used what was available instead of buying one specific to the need.

[nolabels]

Yeah, I've seen all kinds of devices being used online, from the real thing being used right in amongst the cows, to homemade contraptions that look like they could do some serious damage.