Have you ever milked a cow before?

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AmandaYVR · Accepted Answer

Nope. The thought disgusts me. (I'm well aware of the hypocrisy that the stuff we eat and drink often comes from animals, but I need a lot of distance between them.) My family went through extreme economic hardship for a time when I was a teenager, and we were given cow milk from a family we knew. It was so fresh, the cream rose to the top in the large glass jars it was given to us in. It was thick and strange to me. (I always preferred 1% milkfat.) And since then I've seen tons of documentaries showing farm milking stations and that also grosses me out, the production of it, but mostly how dirty their nipples are.

purplepoppy · Accepted Answer

I've helped out in my friends milking parlour a few times. She's got a herd of dexters that just want a hug.

ohsheeT · Accepted Answer

I have my parents new a couple that had a cattle ranch.. A few summers we would go there for a couple of weeks so that mean every morning would have to get up and work it. Feed the cattle chickens pigs. Horses dogs. Cats. Then gather eggs milk the cows. I was like 10 . 11 and 12 it those summers were a blast learned how to ride Horses. Got to try to bull ride learned how to drive trucks and tractors

LikeALog · Accepted Answer

Yes. My aunt and uncle had a big herd of cattle. I spent several summers on their ranch fixing fences, tending to cattle and mowing and bailing hay. My aunt also had some dairy cows which were milked daily, but every morning before breakfast got to milk one of the dairy cows for a pitcher of milk. Raw fresh milk was better tasting than store bought milk.

Emiliamazing · Answer

Never had the pleasure. I bet it would be pretty fun and hilarious to try.

RomanticRealist · Answer

Yes. I went to tiny, private schools as a kid and we went on farm field trips often. Christmas tree farm, dairy farms, etc. It was an interesting change from the city lol They let us try milking I think, but just a few seconds - nothing crazy

beebella · Answer

When I was in first grade, we took a field trip to a farm and they taught us how to milk a cow. I have yet to milk another cow since.

AviatorTom · Answer

Many years ago, I was one of the parents on an elementary school trip to a farm that included one of my kids. One of the "demonstrations" was milking a cow, and parents were invited to give it a try. I id, but wasn't very good at it.

NathanDavis · Answer

nope... but I did ran in the middle of a cow stampede as a kid, lmfao got lucky that day, as many of them were considerable taller than me, therefore way heavier as well

humanearth · Answer

Yes I have for many years and milked Goats to

Aerissa_Jade · Answer

Yes lots of times and let me tell you don't go barefoot and don't have a cow step on your foot while your barefoot.

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

When I was a kid, I visited a farm because I wanted to learn about farm life.  Milking cows was one of the things I learned to do.

TheUniqueOne96 · Answer

Nope. It's not something that appeals to me and I have heard about people sometimes getting kicked when it happens too, so no thanks.

glennos89 · Answer

No I didn't milk a cow before but I do have experience in jerking myself off if that counts 😂  I know its not exactly the same as milking a cow but it's pretty similair right? 😂😜

bigmatt98 · Answer

When I was a kid and I spent the summer in LA because my parents thought it would be a harder life change then military school

Heolurt · Answer

I have, I stayed with my grandparents for a while when I was a child and my grandmother told me that since I won't ever find anyone, I should just learn to do stuff around the farm so I can take it over one day.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I tried once when i was very young. Didn’t do very well.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

No farmer trusted me enough to let me get close to his cows. Until now I was not given a chance.

Dazed0N0Confused · Answer

I did a few times when my class had field trips to the dairy farm & farm park when I was a kid.

TroyDT2 · Answer

Well she was maybe 15 lbs. overweight, but I wouldn't call her a cow. Oh, you meant something else? Never mind...

Fireguy17 · Answer

Yeppers, my grandfather lived just up the street and had 43 Holsteins. So needless to say I was there often.

Sixgunsound · Answer

That’s definitely a no, but it is something I would like to learn how to do.

Th3ft · Answer

Sadly bo but my dad did work on a dairy farm a bit when I was a kid.

Smartman5 · Answer

no, but I watched my mom and grandma milk the cows. I would look through the door, I wouldn't go in because I was scared and there was a bad smell. i was a little kid back then

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

No, but I do clean a large food service machine which requires me to bleed out a starch and oil tank where I pinch and pull up on the lower valves..

collie22 · Answer

i never have but i did see happening it at the dairy when we would go there, but those were milking machines... pretty interesting :)

OddBeMe · Answer

milked a goat. But only to bottle feed her young. I didn't find any sexual gratification from it. I swear. Really.

CaptainSmartass · Answer

Nope. But if you really want to, Jimmy Saville can fix it for you to milk a cow blindfolded... Simples...

Calenderagressive · Answer

Yeah when i was like nine, while i was milking it all i thought was how did the guy who discovered it explain what he was doing to the cow and the reactions of everyone

Staximus · Answer

I have not, there are not many cows in Los Angeles county haha

HaveNoName · Answer

Well, my wife had two kids. So... during the nursing period... that is as close as I got.

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

I remember not. Have You ever heard of a holy cow that milked a dang human being?

Hardworkingguy · Answer

No I've never done that and don't think i would enjoy it

Kelly6 · Answer

Yes I have milked cow, buffalo , goat , and sheep

Luckycharms12 · Answer

Yes many times worked on farm as teenager as summer job

Pudsmucker · Answer

It builds your hand muscles. I like raw milk. You can take and skim the heavy cream off the top. With the heavy cream you can make butter, whipping cream and the original buttermilk.

Jerre · Answer

No, never milked a cow. But I have milked women. Tastes really good.

Gooddaze · Answer

No but I would think it’s a lot like jerking off. And I have done that a few times.

berwise13 · Answer

I live on a cattle ranch but no milking cows only beef

exitseven · Answer

No, but I have milked a goat before.

Anonymous · Answer

no i never milked big milk juggs size 34C and up to 36FF or 38HH nope can't say I have

Lucy68 · Answer

Yes I milked cows since I was a kid

Anonymous · Answer

I think 💭 Have you ever breast milked like a cow before…..

bigpauly · Answer

No I haven’t lol

20yearsolder · Answer

I have and I've milked a goat and a milf

SEL195 · Answer

Yeah. I grew up on a farm. We had 2 dairy cows.

SnowedIn · Answer

Have not. Doesn't actually look all that fun.

DJB72 · Answer

The metaphors on here are getting too surreal...

RavVid · Answer

I'm off a dairy farm.

Alltheflowers84 · Answer

No but it sounds interesting!

Jennz6 · Answer

No I have not lol

Havthrills · Answer

Yes. A couple of times.

call_me_scar · Answer

No I'm not homelander

hafinjun · Answer

Metaphorically or for real,

Iron_Man · Answer

Yes I have at the Dade County Fair

loveslongnails · Answer

Not very well. LOL

LavLavLuv · Answer

i have!

anylolone · Answer

Yes. It's a pain in the ass.

pink-jilly · Answer

yes i have, it was fun

Debbie14217 · Answer

no looks cool. tbh

maximumpower · Answer

Nope. Strange for a farm kid, but true.

TrillXHippy · Answer

I don’t think so

Fuentes · Answer

No I got no business in a country area lol

BLP11520 · Answer

Raised in a city... nope

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