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+1 yhttps://www.youtube.com/embed/W1aNHE1rSCs🎶The best way we know how, Park Hill projects, chick-a-POW🎶
LAWD, this song is tough but this video is cheeks lmfao. Method Man wouldn’t even show up for his hook🤣
Anyway, I have not milked a cow, BUT, I did go like elbow deep into a cow’s stomach. Not “the hard way”, lmao, but there was a cow on the animal farm we had at my college, and it had hole cut in its side with a setup basically like a gas cap, you could open it up and reach into one of the six stomachs it was connected to (called the “rumen”, FYI), and you could legit just pull out a handful of partially digested food. Why on Earth they do this and how the cow doesn’t even seem to care is beyond my understanding. But I’d take a crack at milking one, I guess.
I always wonder who was the first sicko to milk an animal and drink it, lmao. Also wonder if they drank it themselves or just got a dumb friend to take that test drive😂
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+1 yI've done it before, a long time ago. No, it's not as easy as you might think. If someone doesn't show you how to do it, you probably won't have much luck. Plus it will piss off the cow and they'll kick over the bucket, or kick you instead.
There's a trick to it and it takes some practice. I manged to get some milk, but didn't do enough to get good at it. I doubt if a beginner could completely milk a cow without resting. Even a veteran would probably get tired real fast if they hadn't done it in a while.
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+1 yI can!
I used to live in a farm for when I was younger and my grandparents had cows and other animals.
Funny, because I’m currently in Tanzania and one thing we wants to do was visit a farm. Maybe I’ll try the cow milking thing10 Reply
3.3K opinions shared on Other topic. Nah I only milk my own boobies. I'll leave the cows alone 🐄
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+1 yHahaha... it's been about 20 years since I milked a cow. I do frequent the farm though, as I have been taking care of my daughters horse, while she is away at college.
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Re Update: K, you just ruined milk for me.🙁
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+1 yhttps://www.youtube.com/embed/g6u-hGnCYsINowadays YouTube has it all & although I have never milked a cow after watching this video I think I can figure it out.
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+1 yI could... the technique is different than how I milk myself 3 to 4 times a day. 😉
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+1 y😂😂😂 I’ve never milked a cow but I’m sure I could figure it out
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+1 yIf you mean real cows, I never tried, but according some witnesses, milking by hand correctly a cow, without hurting the animal, is not that easy. Jerking myself is far easier because I know the procedures ;0)
10 Reply12.2K opinions shared on Other topic. I know how to milk a goat. How different could it be to milk a cow?
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The most important thing to remember when milking a cow, is to count the udders. If there's only one, you best move on.
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+1 yEasy: you cut off the nipples, and the milk comes out.
... :D
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+1 yI can milk cows and goats by hand and machine
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I worked on and used to milk my own goats
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Before I started growing ginseng I used to raise diary goats and milked them to make cheese, soaps and a few other things.
+1 yMy parents in law are former farmers and had cows but i never tried. So! No, i don't know how to milk a cow. Cold raw milk is the most delicious things i ever drank
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+1 yIt's been years, but I think it's like riding a bike, unless they changed the rules.
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Maybe it's a hate crime without a written note from the cow.
+1 yAlmost on a daily basis. Lol. I've milked a cow twice when I was younger. Actually it isn't the same kind of pulling.
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I meant for milking myself. 🤣🤣
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+1 yI milked a cow many years ago, haven't done it in a long time, but I think I could do it again... it's all about rolling your fingers down the teat.
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+1 yI'm a good milk maid
20 Reply 1.5K opinions shared on Other topic. yes, I spent a lot of time on my grandfather's farm and helped with chores often.
he had 42 Holsteins.
I would carry milk pails when I was strong enough to get them off of the ground.10 Reply
+1 yI have spent untold hours of my life milking cows. …and I have never thought it bore any resemblance to male masturbation.
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+1 yNever done that, I don't think it's that difficult though
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I tried like hell, and I thought the cow was empty. Then grandma showed me that it's not just a pull, it's a squeeze, upward push and twist. I think it's all in the wrist. lol
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@FeelingGroovy hahhaha shit happens
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Yes, they do that also.
792 opinions shared on Other topic. Sure can. I'm off a dairy farm. Cows aren't milked by hand very often but sometimes it needs to be done.
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+1 yActually I have milked a cow. Every summer as children we went to my Father’s hometown. Milking cows and gathering eggs are just a couple of things we did. We never killed a chicken, but I saw it done!
10 Reply4.6K opinions shared on Other topic. Yes, I can. It's been decades since I have, but I haven't forgotten how.
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Anonymous(30-35)+1 yWait hahaha can a cow get ED? Like if you aggressively milk it?
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Opinion Owner+1 y@Msputiton wtf I thought you were the expert here?
+1 yI have when I worked on a farm summers when I was a young teen it's not hard to do except you have to know what you're doing to strip the cream out of those udders after she's been milked.
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+1 yNot sure if serious question or just implying that men are all wankers? Which is technically true.
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+1 yI grew up in Idaho we had a cow. I was taught how to milk a cow. It's quite fun and it also built My hand muscles.
10 Reply I used to milk goats. I can't say I could do a cow, but you never know. (Getting kicked by a cow sounds horrid)
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+1 yI can imagine it's not that difficult, just have to be gentle to the poor girl. Also, really funny update.
10 Reply3.3K opinions shared on Other topic. No, though I've had the chance since I have relatives who are dairy farmers. But they all use machines now.
10 ReplyI prefer to milk something other then cows hehe
20 Reply5.1K opinions shared on Other topic. I’ve never milked a cow but it doesn’t seem hard.
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+1 yGotta do it LOL
https://www.youtube.com/embed/X_epmoLeRGA10 Reply 3.2K opinions shared on Other topic. Never tried it, the cows near my place were for food. I do know how to chop up frozen cow heart for a dog treat though.
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+1 yI haven’t tried, and want not to. The only one milking the holy cow is the calf.
10 Reply 886 opinions shared on Other topic. Was raised on a dairy farm! Plenty of udder things to pull on!
11 Reply19.1K opinions shared on Other topic. Yes, I did at the Dade county youth fair three years ago
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+1 yI dont go near animals nah
21 Reply 1.3K opinions shared on Other topic. Haven't milk a cow by hand in half a century. You have to have a knack for it to do it good.
10 ReplyI have never done it, so no.
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+1 y😂😂😂😂😂 holy shit
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That fucking update is the funniest shit ever.
3.7K opinions shared on Other topic. Lol no, don't think I ever would
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@sirderpsalot123 yup he da big dawg now
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@Msputiton we are Yoda losers
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@sirderpsalot123 yes very true I am made it hahahaha
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+1 yI do not know how to.
10 Reply 753 opinions shared on Other topic. I have milked a cow 🐄 yes
10 Reply329 opinions shared on Other topic. being brought up on a farm yes,
11 Reply6.6K opinions shared on Other topic. Never been on a farm in my life.
10 Reply1.3K opinions shared on Other topic. Never tried. I can milk a goat though so probably
10 Reply16.9K opinions shared on Other topic. I most likely could if had to.
10 ReplyNope I don't think so!
12 Reply691 opinions shared on Other topic. Yes, learned as a teenager at a friends farm.
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+1 yYep lol
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We do milk ourselves 🤣 but it definitely different and much more productive
Sure not under difficult
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+1 yI'm pretty sure it's possible.
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+1 yNope, but I don't drink milk either!
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I currently don't have a lactating partner to practice with
+1 yDoesn't look that hard but I don't know 🤣
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+1 yHave never tried to
10 Reply2.9K opinions shared on Other topic. I can 🤭
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+1 yNot now but before , milked cow and Beflow
10 ReplyIt has been awhile, but yes
10 Reply2.2K opinions shared on Other topic. I've done it.
10 ReplyI’ve done worse
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When i was a kid, i found a box with one kitten in an alley i was told it needed mothers milk so in went on a mission with my friend to catch a cat, a couple of blocks away we snached one actually willingly let us grab it things were looking good until after you do it no you do i did lol. I learned that day not to stick my hand where it dont belong.
But a cow been able to milk itself though
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+1 yNever tried.
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