Can you milk a cow?

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Can you milk a cow?

WhiteSteve · Accepted Answer

🎶The best way we know how, Park Hill projects, chick-a-POW🎶 LAWD, this song is tough but this video is cheeks lmfao. Method Man wouldn’t even show up for his hook🤣 Anyway, I have not milked a cow, BUT, I did go like elbow deep into a cow’s stomach. Not “the hard way”, lmao, but there was a cow on the animal farm we had at my college, and it had hole cut in its side with a setup basically like a gas cap, you could open it up and reach into one of the six stomachs it was connected to (called the “rumen”, FYI), and you could legit just pull out a handful of partially digested food. Why on Earth they do this and how the cow doesn’t even seem to care is beyond my understanding. But I’d take a crack at milking one, I guess.  I always wonder who was the first sicko to milk an animal and drink it, lmao. Also wonder if they drank it themselves or just got a dumb friend to take that test drive😂

WindAtMyBack · Accepted Answer

I've done it before, a long time ago. No, it's not as easy as you might think. If someone doesn't show you how to do it, you probably won't have much luck. Plus it will piss off the cow and they'll kick over the bucket, or kick you instead.

There's a trick to it and it takes some practice. I manged to get some milk, but didn't do enough to get good at it. I doubt if a beginner could completely milk a cow without resting. Even a veteran would probably get tired real fast if they hadn't done it in a while.

electromagnetic · Accepted Answer

I can!
I used to live in a farm for when I was younger and my grandparents had cows and other animals.
Funny, because I’m currently in Tanzania and one thing we wants to do was visit a farm. Maybe I’ll try the cow milking thing

Apple1996 · Accepted Answer

Nah I only milk my own boobies. I'll leave the cows alone 🐄

OfMiceandMen · Answer

Hahaha... it's been about 20 years since I milked a cow. I do frequent the farm though, as I have been taking care of my daughters horse, while she is away at college.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Nowadays YouTube has it all & although I have never milked a cow after watching this video I think I can figure it out.

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

I could... the technique is different than how I milk myself 3 to 4 times a day. 😉

Wish4UrB00ty · Answer

😂😂😂 I’ve never milked a cow but I’m sure I could figure it out

mstbooblover · Answer

If you mean real cows, I never tried, but according some witnesses, milking by hand correctly a cow, without hurting the animal, is not that easy. Jerking myself is far easier because I know the procedures ;0)

exitseven · Answer

I know how to milk a goat. How different could it be to milk a cow?

andreasderjuengere · Answer

Easy: you cut off the nipples, and the milk comes out. ... :D

humanearth · Answer

I can milk cows and goats by hand and machine

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

My parents in law are former farmers and had cows but i never tried. So! No, i don't know how to milk a cow. Cold raw milk is the most delicious things i ever drank

FeelingGroovy · Answer

It's been years, but I think it's like riding a bike, unless they changed the rules.

PointTaken · Answer

Almost on a daily basis. Lol. I've milked a cow twice when I was younger. Actually it isn't the same kind of pulling.

AviatorTom · Answer

I milked a cow many years ago, haven't done it in a long time, but I think I could do it again... it's all about rolling your fingers down the teat.

purplepoppy · Answer

I'm a good milk maid

Fireguy17 · Answer

yes, I spent a lot of time on my grandfather's farm and helped with chores often. he had 42 Holsteins. I would carry milk pails when I was strong enough to get them off of the ground.

Paul_in_Indy · Answer

I have spent untold hours of my life milking cows. …and I have never thought it bore any resemblance to male masturbation.

CoolCatMar1 · Answer

Never done that, I don't think it's that difficult though

RavVid · Answer

Sure can. I'm off a dairy farm. Cows aren't milked by hand very often but sometimes it needs to be done.

LivingExample · Answer

Actually I have milked a cow. Every summer as children we went to my Father’s hometown. Milking cows and gathering eggs are just a couple of things we did. We never killed a chicken, but I saw it done!

MrOracle · Answer

Yes, I can. It's been decades since I have, but I haven't forgotten how.

Anonymous · Answer

Wait hahaha can a cow get ED? Like if you aggressively milk it?

LiamSawyer · Answer

I have when I worked on a farm summers when I was a young teen it's not hard to do except you have to know what you're doing to strip the cream out of those udders after she's been milked.

AngryCarl2 · Answer

Not sure if serious question or just implying that men are all wankers? Which is technically true.

Pudsmucker · Answer

I grew up in Idaho we had a cow. I was taught how to milk a cow. It's quite fun and it also built My hand muscles.

LickSmack · Answer

I used to milk goats. I can't say I could do a cow, but you never know. (Getting kicked by a cow sounds horrid)

NostalgiaSenpi · Answer

I can imagine it's not that difficult, just have to be gentle to the poor girl. Also, really funny update.

zagor · Answer

No, though I've had the chance since I have relatives who are dairy farmers. But they all use machines now.

BrookeS · Answer

I prefer to milk something other then cows hehe

Pink2000 · Answer

I’ve never milked a cow but it doesn’t seem hard.

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

Gotta do it LOL

TallAnon · Answer

Never tried it, the cows near my place were for food. I do know how to chop up frozen cow heart for a dog treat though.

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

I haven’t tried, and want not to. The only one milking the holy cow is the calf.

Surely · Answer

Was raised on a dairy farm! Plenty of udder things to pull on!

Iron_Man · Answer

Yes, I did at the Dade county youth fair three years ago

DizzyDesii · Answer

I dont go near animals nah

najekim · Answer

Haven't milk a cow by hand in half a century. You have to have a knack for it to do it good.

SnowedIn · Answer

I have never done it, so no.

mandyfire98 · Answer

😂😂😂😂😂 holy shit

Fuentes · Answer

Lol no, don't think I ever would

PBandJ_Nerd · Answer

I do not know how to.

wittymilf · Answer

I have milked a cow 🐄 yes

weysally · Answer

being brought up on a farm yes,

Nikki1989 · Answer

Never been on a farm in my life.

DJB72 · Answer

Never tried. I can milk a goat though so probably

douride2 · Answer

I most likely could if had to.

Elise2525 · Answer

Nope I don't think so!

bolverk · Answer

Yes, learned as a teenager at a friends farm.

Charliefretz329 · Answer

Yep lol

Yumix · Answer

Sure not under difficult

Jamie05rhs · Answer

I'm pretty sure it's possible.

Guardian45 · Answer

Nope, but I don't drink milk either!

lottiebannotie · Answer

Doesn't look that hard but I don't know 🤣

Paulychicagoluv · Answer

Have never tried to

LavLavLuv · Answer

I can 🤭

Cheerfull009 · Answer

Not now but before , milked cow and Beflow

riverrat3 · Answer

It has been awhile, but yes

Anpu23 · Answer

I've done it.

Orion76 · Answer

I’ve done worse

kaucky1 · Answer

But a cow been able to milk itself though

TacosRAwesome · Answer

Never tried.

Alpha714 · Answer

Yes...

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