
Is it true most Americans don't know how to milk a cow?


When I was young, there were dairies all over the place. We would walk down to watch the cows being milked, although most of that was done by machine by then. Still, I've seen how to milk cows by hand. I've never done it, though.
I'm sure that a tiny percentage of Americans have milked a cow. And although everyone knows what a cow is, I suspect that many would be surprised to find out how milk is obtained.
It reminds me of how people buy packaged meat from the grocery store, but are horrified by the thought of someone hunting animals or harvesting and butchering animals they raise themselves.
We live in a society were people are increasingly divorced from nature. It's tragic.
There aren't many dairy farms in my state so you wouldn't have many opportunities for it. As my state is a agriculture state for grain and seed and most cows here are raised to be butchered not milked.
That being said yes I do know where milk comes from, I've been to a dairy farm and I've seen it done by hand. I also know that only females are able to produce milk.
I've just never bothered to try it. Which is kind of ironic because my family has a history of working on dairy farms and even owned one at one point ( before my time )
It depends on where you grow up I guess, I don’t know how to milk a cow, I know the mechanics sure but no clue. Plus I’m sure there are plenty of people who think milk comes from factories 😂
Australians don't know how to milk cows either (unless, of course, they're dairy farmers). It isn't taught in schools, and I wouldn't have a clue how to do it because I've never done it.
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My aunt had a dairy farm and I'd work there every summer, learned how to milk, shoveling manure, just farm work.
But yes, lots of Americans have no farm skills nor knowledge whatsoever. And if the power goes out thousands will die in a week because we don't prepare ourselves well as a whole.
There are some who would be fine but the majority are more stupid than sheep.
Most Americans have never seen a cow in person let alone have a clue how to milk one. Hand milking isn't actually done here commercially. Only on small family farms where the milk is used for personal consumption not sold. I would say 99.999% of Americans have never met someone who has ever milked a cow. I actually have milked cows but then I grew up in a rural area.
Looking at the picture you included, I find it interesting that to teach your children how to milk a cow, you have a woman lean over the bucket and the kids milk her.
In America, mostly machines milk cows. Most Americans may never see a cow in person during their life. There are no Americans who don't know where milk comes from, however factory farms are popular in America, so they're right that milk does come from a factory in most cases.
Puns... all the puns... YES!
Milk these puns for all their worth.
@purplepoppy Compared to British & Europeans Americans are painfully undereducated even ignorant. Half of them don't even know their own former presidents and this is taught in school.
Half of British kids probably couldn't name the current prime minister
@purplepoppy - true. But Americans love to brag about how they're the best. You'd think they can get basic education down at least.
Half this country doesn’t know what a cow is, or which sex of cow gives milk, which end the milk comes out of, but they can program your smart phone for you… they all gonna die when the SHTF and I’m going to laugh, there won’t be running water, electricity, working toilets, food, it’s going to be fun watching the little socialist bastards perish.
I know how to milk but only because I grew up on a farm.
I learned from Cappadonna. Also taught me what a super low-budget music video should look like. “Park Hill Projects, chick-a-POW!!!”
https://www.youtube.com/embed/W1aNHE1rSCsIsn't it a lot like pulling on a dick to get more cum out?
I learned how to milk a cow by hand and machine when I was young. How to make butter, too. But I grew up on a farm.
I milked cows in elementary school, as we had a field trip to a farm and got to ride horses too. We learned quite a bit!
As a PA girl born and raised I know how to milk a cow!
You didn't include the concept of city life in your question.
Citizens don't even know how a cow is made if not from TV or videos on the internet. Most never touched one, let alone milked one.
Yep. A large majority of us never learned anything involving farming or even basic survival skills in school, and some of us, didn't learn any survival skills at all.
I was not taught this.
It’s neither part of the U. S. or Philippine mandatory-schooling curriculum, so I never learned it.
I'm not American and it's something I would never do. It makes sense to have such lessons if you live in an area with a high density of farmers.
My school failed to give me udder skills, Now my Dad worked on Farmer when he was young but he Milk cows, helped mother cows give birth, he has butchered chickens, etc
That's an udderly ridiculous question, Poppy.
Cut the bull now please. Its cheesing me off...
This question became a potential "Dear Dairy" moment.
I'm not going to ask some British girl for a hand job just because she knows how to milk a cow, if that's what you think.
Yeppp I grew up in a very urban area, I have no idea how to milk a cow.
Nope, I’m from a city in USA. I don’t know how to milk a cow and I’m lactose intolerant too
Yeap that’s true. I find it funny when people see how big a cow actually is lol
Probably, because most Americans weren't raised on farms.
I never learned how to milk a cow but I l know how to milk a goat.
Just to be clear we're discussing a four legged ruminant of the bovine sort, right? Never can be too careful with your questions...
Yes it’s very true I milked my first cow two years ago at the Dade County youth fair and they even offered to give you the milk and take it home
😂 I would reckon most British people don’t either 😂
why would anyone know that? nobody milks cows these days. there's machines for that.
I was raised on a family dairy farm in the United States it was udderly my a part of my life until my family sold the farm.
Most Americans have never been to a dairy farm. Do you realize how big the U. S. is? Dairy farming makes up a relatively tiny part of the U. S.
In Scotland where I’m from most people don’t even know what language they speak in China but I’m not speaking for the whole of Scotland just my school
Raised on a dairy farm in the US!
Pulled on a lot of udders in my life!
My grandparents owner a dairy farm so I grew up milking cows when we went to visit.
Of we do. 4 Americans are holding the tits, the other 4 Americans are lifting the cow, up and down, up and down
We had cows nearby in Holland, but I never went near one, much less milk one.
We got machines for that shit, you fucking barbarian.
A lot probably not, but I was raised on a farm so know how to do it pretty well
Didn't learn in school though, my parents taught me
If that is true of the Welsh, it is not true of the English, let alone the Americans.
Spent my summers on my grandads farm, milk many a cow, but your are correct, i am the oldest grandson and i might have been the only one to learn
It is good to know my people are teaching their kids important skills. I, however, never received this worthwhile education.
I want to pretend they don't exist and beef is a different animal theyer demons
I don't know but send me some of the bicthes in your network sexy
I have milked a cow before, but I certainly wouldn't say I'm proficient.
Even I never did such thing and I'm not American.
I eat vegan. I eat kitty, not cow.
lmfao wow that's some pic.
yeah she definitely needs to be milked.
those are some milk bags those kids are yanking on
I only know how to milk a bull
I milked your mom before you were even born girl.
I have never milked a cow before.
I've never had the need
We’re not taught how to milk cows in America 🤣
Its is true i tried once as a kid walk away
Because they are busy in womens milk
yeah
I can milk a cow!!!
I’m still trying to figure out if that’s a class on milking a cow or sex ed.
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