If the poll options were the only 4 ways to get rich quick and retrieve 1 million dollars, which would you do?

[DizzyDesii]

Poll was too long so i had to take pics of each paragraph. If you cannot see the poll pics, just ask me to link it a different way for you. Below is just some examples of the above

Yummy Yummy

Stubbing hurts like fck

Biters Paradise

Meet Doo Drop

Its a Dog Eat Dog World

#FeelFreeToList #WouldYouRather

Option A (see paragraph below)

Option B (see paragraph below)

Option C (see paragraph below)

Option D (see paragraph below)

None of the above but as punishment, sell my house/car and move back into my parents/grandparents place and work at Mcdonalds for the next year.

Updates

+1 y

E means you’re not getting a milli 🤣 You’re just losing what you already have
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[NathanDavis]

I went with A... because a pool of sour milk doesn't even sound bad to me

-I've had ice baths before... because of sports

-Texas's summers can make your shoes feel like hot rocks...

-I've been hit in the crotch during sparring before, and I've been hit with balls a million times... so I can survive another five times

-25 pinches is nothing... lol

-I used to play with tarantulas, although the widow type spiders can be really intimidating... I'd still do it easily

-I went to public schools in Mexico so wedgies are nothing...

-I practically live in the dark so I do walk around in the dark and barefoot all the time, I'm as good as my cat

-tennis balls are nothing in Mexico's playgrounds... lol

[DizzyDesii]

Well done 🙌

[andreasderjuengere]

Once again I feel happy to not want one million, nor do I need that much money :)
(and still live in my own place, and having a reasonably nice job)

Where - if I need to choose - I'd pick the wrestling: it's all a fake show, so I will only have to suffer the presence of some very simple persons. That won't last for ever.

[DizzyDesii]

Do you know doo drop?

[andreasderjuengere]

Should I? From what I see, I don't miss much :D

[Jassminee]

easy, definitely A (exclude E). A, the hot rocks might be the hardest part of it and could probably really injure your feet. However, the rest does not really hurt a lot as compared to the other 3.

[DizzyDesii]

Lol you're not worried about tennis balls and spiders?

[Jassminee]

compare all those to the other options such as put ur hand on scorching hot stove or mike tyson biting my ears or near jelly fish, it is simply the safest. Plus im not super scared of spiders myself

[DizzyDesii]

🤣🤣🤣

[Cherry234]

I’ll go with option A even though I hate milk. Definitely not option D because centipedes are creepy and terrifying. I hate them too.

[DizzyDesii]

I haaaate milkz i’d puke everywhere

[Cherry234]

Oh good I’m not the only one.

[RobT312]

Hahaaa well these are all scary. You got me with the crawling insects or animals in all of them... that just creeps me out.
BUT I’d go with A, seems the least offensive to me

[DizzyDesii]

So will you just close your eyes when it comes to the tub of spiders?

[Wiredone]

I'll go with e. A million dollars ain't enough money for all the other choices.

Which one would you choose

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao none of the above 😂 im scared of bugs haha

[Wiredone]

So you'd pick the same option as me?

[Wiredone]

Regarding update, that's not fair.

[DizzyDesii]

Lol how did people not have that

[ChiTownLov]

None of the above. Every option would more than likely kill you. Especially A. Sitting in a ice bath in sub zero Temps would kill you as it did one man recently and shown on YouTube. The others are just not worth the risk or pain. Last option, I'd never work at McDonald's ever! I would live in my vehicle and continue getting my VA benefits

[DizzyDesii]

Damn i didn't think 30 mins of hypothermia was bad. Dont athletes take ice baths

[ChiTownLov]

We do, but for approximately 5 mins. I actually just watched the first one on YouTube on the page Inside Edition

[ChiTownLov]

https://youtu.be/S33WT_jBl_s

[TheSpaceGnome]

None of that is worth doing just for 1 million.

E is the only slightly sane option, but I wouldn't sell a house and vehicle for it because I wouldn't ever buy a house that costed less than 1 million.

[DizzyDesii]

Okay

[Twalli]

I would select the last one since I don't have a house or car and already live with my parents. The thing is working anywhere with people is likely to kill me because of COVID-19.

[DizzyDesii]

Oh i see

[Twalli]

So change that job to one I could actually do and then I would select it

[JosyJosy]

I'd rather just watch people do it, it would make for good television. People can go far for money

[DizzyDesii]

Ikr like heck nawl haha

[JosyJosy]

I went through them like "maybe they'll get less worse as I scroll" but nope they're just different kinds of Horrible, it's not worth it. I'd just watch the show and from the looks of it, we already have enough people for season 1

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂😂

[Cubus]

You have quite an imagination :)

[DizzyDesii]

Which would you choose

[Cubus]

I don't know. I need time to read all of this. It takes a while :D When I read it I will tell you

[Cubus]

Well, none of the above is good, but for me C is least scary.

[DizzyDesii]

Rats/roaches and a dumpster of vomit isn't that scary? Lmao

[Cubus]

It's better than being punched in the balls, holding hand on schorching stove and stepping on a stingray.

[DizzyDesii]

Hahahaha

[Cubus]

You don't know how painful it is to get punched in balls. Nobody wants it :D

[DizzyDesii]

It hurts for us to get punched in the cookie. Its like they hit a bone or some shit

[Cubus]

For guys it's much more painfull, trust me.

[Jamie05rhs]

When you say Mike Tyson is biting my ear, is he just biting it, or is he BITING it?

[DizzyDesii]

he's attacking the shit out of it

[Jamie05rhs]

Oh shit

[ElvenMr]

E is the best choice. It's too easy to do compared to the others.

[DizzyDesii]

Hahhaa

[ElvenMr]

You can't change the rules after people started voting 😂

[DizzyDesii]

I didn't change the rules. The questions said the 4 options to get rich quick. E was not one of the r

[Mehzmeh]

Not for a million dollars. Or any type of money. Would any of those options would be done.

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

... I'd rather buy a shotgun and blow my brains out than do any of that.

[Phoenix98]

Lol fuck all those options lol.

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂😂

[Phoenix98]

Yeah it's not worth the money.

[Naydyonov]

Jesus fucking christ. No way I'd do any of that

[DizzyDesii]

I bet

[Naydyonov]

too much permanent destruction