Have you accidently hurt yourself recently?

[LivForFun]

Here are a few funny pictures of me hurting my hand while I was on facetime lol here is the short story basically I was showing off my awesome dance moves and someone put a stupid table in the way and I smacked my hand off it.

[Ian69]

When I got my own place and started cooking, I always wanted one of those griddle pans you can put on the hob and then transfer to the oven and vice versa.
Well one evening i decided to cook a ribeye steak, so I started cooking the steak on the hob and then transferred to the oven to finish it off. I then got my oven gloves and removed it from the oven and placed it back on the hob burner and took my gloves off to fetch some butter from the fridge to baste the steak with.

So I took a knob of butter and added to the steak, and then proceeded to grab the handle without using the gloves. The handle was fiendishly hot, I mean I’m talking hotter than a donkey wearing a G-String…and that is HOT!!. I said ‘you naughty griddle pan how dare you burn my hand’. ( I’m been polite here ).
I then spent the rest of the evening getting acquainted to bag of frozen vegetables.

[ZSean]

A few months back I got a little wood carving kit from a store for fun. Was trying to make a spoon for a little hobby. Right when I started the carving knife slipped and instantly hit the bone in my thumb.


There was blood EVERYWHERE lol. But eventually got it stopped and bandaged and just chilled the rest of the day haha.

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

Yeah I was cleaning and putting away dishes, I had the cabinet door open and I went to go bend down and got back up and I honked my eye/cheekbone into the corner of the cabinet door. It gave me a good bruise for a week lol.

[bones_20]

Last time I accidentally hurt myself was 2 days ago. I cut my foot open on a huge rock that was in the lake when I was innocently taking my dog for a swim 😒 lol
Sorry about your hand, looks painful. 😬

[devoygf]

that sounds painful

[bones_20]

Just a tad lol

[LivForFun]

Anything for dogs! Hope you have a good recovery!

[Levin]

Dramatic, dude.

I mostly hurt myself when I punch hard objects. Though I'm a martial artist, I kind of semi-frequently condition my hands, so often it usually fucking hurts when I hit a big piece of wood.

[TsAubreyKate]

Omg all the time I can’t get in my truck without closing my fingers in the door the most recent tho I don't know how it happened but I got a really bad cut on my hand like blood was dripping from my fingers I didn’t notice because it was so cold outside and I thought it was juice I had to buy 30 granny smith’s apples because I touched 2 of them with my bloody hand at the store

[Winder0146]

Sliced my hand open with a sharp knife. Then it got infected because being a dumbass man, I didn't clean the wound properly. I just wrapped it up with tape and before long it swelled up like a balloon. Couldn't use it for anything. Spent ten days on antibiotics and worked with one hand. Dumb.

[Slartybartfast]

Badly, as in no wait, didn't ask my name no paperwork treatment at the ER !

If you live in the USA you know they won't do ANYTHING without $$$ up front agreement in writing to pay.

[LussyPicker876]

I was in the shower and climbed up and put my feet on the side of the bath to reach something high up. I almost fell but I hit the wall as I grabbed the railing and kind of pulled my hand a bit. So yeah :/

[Lyndsielee666]

I fell off my kitchen counter and busted my ass earlier this morning 🥴

[Recurrence]

I clean fossils and I was doing a bunch of small fragments and sandblasted the tips of my fingers super thin and they bled. They were just super sensitive and bleedy for a week

[Fuentes]

I hurt my ankle climbing down a ladder but instead of going down all the way i jumped down and left foot felt broken and tingly full of pain and it hurt lol as i get older i can't jump from a distance as i use too

[Sonorous]

As I was eating, I bit my lip so hard I heard something moan ouside

[Phoenix98]

Yup multiple times in fact, comes with working a hazardous job.

[Nik1hil]

So your hand got hurt by getting smacked in table..
That's weird..

[Anonymous]

Ironically I slammed my hand this evening on a doorknob while trying to catch something that was falling. Thankfully, not caught on film.

[Blackcupcake]

I fell off the bed and landed on my knee cause I was being tickled and now it hurts🥲

[Mjay420]

I just did today shoveling the snow around my car. I hit my hand so hard on my license plate. Didn’t realize I was bleeding until I walked in my kids school to pick her up and someone there told me I was dripping blood. Lol

[Gal67]

Yeah, I sprained my wrist as I was masturbating. Next time I'll try a different technique, like humping a stuffed toy or pillow.

[jamesgoldman]

I caught my big toe under the oven door about 6 months ago and it still isn't healed right

[ImRetarded]

I got my nuts stuck in my computer's case fan. The installing instructions weren't clear enough.

[Daniela1982]

Small nuts to match your small dick as those fan grates are super small.

[Neosporin]

Seems like a fail compilation on YouTube haha I watch those a lot lately

[Danny_dan92]

I get hurt all the time, some injuries last longer than others too

[MrPickles13]

I removed the skin on the top of mg toe by opening a door over it. And also hitting my head on stuff like doors and screws.

[moonpie89]

I accidentally cut myself with one of my skates. i was holding it weird and the blade cut my thumb

[Wise4myage]

Yeah, I bruised a could of ribs two weeks ago, hurt like hell for a week.

[Iron_Man]

Yes I broke A window in my house with my right hand and I got cut

[Neilbud]

Quite often. Working on cars tends to be hard on body parts.

[NYlatefun]

That's funny actually.
I always hurt my feet, not sure why, but at least once a week!

[hi8sm3]

do caring of people whom you thought friends count?

[Anonymous]

I’m pretty clumsy, or I used to be. My new problem is every morning when I wake up I have random scratches and bruises on me 🙄 Who’s beating me in my sleep 🤨

[najekim]

Yup. Wasn't paying attention and slammed my pinkie toe into the leg of the coffee table.

[Anonymous]

Well not today but i have a birth defect so it causes me old man problems throughout my life.

[Anonymous]

Not myself
But girl accidentally step on my hands in heels.

[KatherineJ]

I dropped a saucepan on my foot yesterday.

[LivForFun]

Ouch! Did ruin the meal you were cooking? Lmaoo

[KatherineJ]

@LivForFun nah, it was empty-but my foot has a nice bruise on the top.

[LivForFun]

That's good! Nothing too major

[KatherineJ]

@LivForFun yeah, I’ll survive (so did the saucepan)

[DarkWinterNights]

I’m always hurting myself for dumb reasons.

[unwokewoke]

Yeah the table is stupid!

[MrtoddsWildRide]

I was carrying a box and tore a bicep.

[boobliker]

yes but it got in a few days

[EaterPeter]

How recently. About a year ago counts? 🙂

[Yellovv]

Why you didn't put yourself while dancing ☺️

[LivForFun]

Lol because it was on facetime so my friend could only screenshot facetime doesn't have a record feature

[Yellovv]

I like to see that too ☺️

[XxGamerDudexXPlayz]

Yes but not accidentally

[MCheetah]

Big girls don't cry.

[Jmmmfi4]

Yes I was hurt at work

[awkward_author]

I have not.

[Anonymous]

You look so cute sorry you got hurt though.

[Staximus]

Not recently

[Waldoe]

not recently... no

[ChiTownLov]

Almost always

[Anonymous]

hmmmm , great acting