Bert or Ernie? Who do you like more?

[Still-alive]

Bert

Ernie

[crimsonandclover2]

Bert is fucking hilarious. When you're a kid, you like Ernie more because he's more outgoing and fun but now, as an adult, I've met some dweebs that are just like Bert and it just makes me laugh. His lame hobbies like bottlecap collecting and hanging out with pigeons, the fact that he's so easily flustered and upsettable. When a joke lands (albeit a simple joke because this is Sesame Street we're talking about here), it's not because Ernie is inherently funny but because Bert reacts so over the top. Ernie is more fun, sure, but Bert is more funny.
Why is this question on Sexuality though?

[crimsonandclover2]

*typo I meant Ernie is fun

[crimsonandclover2]

I noticed I'm the only one, who got the funny emoji here of all commens and not helpful... Why? :(

[zeitgeist057]

Great points, and you're right. Bert has more depth.

[Apple1996]

I'd fuck them both 😂

[Still-alive]

Ohh muppet porn ;)

[AndrésC64]

😂🤣

[AndrésC64]

Weren't there rumors that they're gay?

[Apple1996]

@AndrésC64 I've heard that too but it's okay I'll just watch on the sidelines while they go at it

[AndrésC64]

Lol.

[TsAubreyKate]

Yeast infection 💯

[Apple1996]

@TsAubreyKate it'd be worth the infection to say I fucked someone famous

[Still-alive]

their dicks probably feel like wash cloths lol

[DryGermanGuy]

How strange, in Germany they are called Bernie & Ert...

[CuriousJC]

As a kid, Bert was always my favorite. Bert appears the more competent in the Bert & Ernie partnership. He seems smarter, more logical, more willing to finish tasks, and somewhat serious at times.

[DonkeyDan]

Oh thats a tough one, Bert was so grumpy though wouldn't you be having to put up with Ernie's constant shenanigans, I'm going to go with Bert as a sympathy vote.

[Nagahime]

Man, you do you have to make me choosee? I love both of them. 😭😭😭

[Nagahime]

*whyy

[Still-alive]

https://youtu.be/W6_d22aMqZs

[goaded]

Ernie. Maybe he'll give me a Premium Bond win!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premium_bonds

[VinnyMac]

Seems like so long ago that I used to watch that. Time Flys by

[RedStiletto88]

Ernie was funnier but they both were so funny together haha

[CrazyGirl2]

100% they are a married gay couple, and I think they are adorable 🥰

[pjnickles]

Ernie... he was always the funny one. Bert was always too serious.

[clampfan101]

That’s tough because they help make each other as funny as they are, y’know? I’ll go with Bert as I find him more relatable. lol
(It’s like people today picking between Squidward and SpongeBob. 🤣)

[COoperativez]

Bert. He keeps it real and doesn’t let shit slide 😂

[AndrésC64]

Honestly I can never remember which is which. I had to look at your poll, not pole, to answer. But I chose Ernie.

[menina]

Ernie, he's cute 😂😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The garbage thing was my favorite.

[pixie215]

ernie cause bert is a total nag

[SandandWaves]

It was always Bert, for me

[Lucy68]

Bert he's funny in my opinion

[Citizenkirk]

Earlier, he's more mellow

[NorthwestRider]

Love them both equally

[llorando]

Where's the I don't like either option.

[SmokinAces2000]

Lol why is this under sexuality

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I know nothing about them

[Gwenhwyfar]

Ernie

[JohnQue74]

Ernie all day. But all my friends say I'm Bert

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Ernie...

[Wise4myage]

Ernie.