In an alternate reality you have to take on a horror movie villain, which one would you pick?

[Anonymous]

No guns of any sort to be found in that alternate reality. But other weapons like knives, bats, chains etc- all there for the using and making your own weapons also

Ghost Face

Michael Myers

Jason Voorhees

Freddy Kruegar

Jigsaw

Other

[HighlyVolatile]

I will become my own horror killing people in sporadic patterns just out of sheer boredom without any malice or ill-intent. Maybe I can run my own restaurant and mix the parts of my victims into burgers: minced meat.

A Chinese heavy cleaver can be my main weapon with which I make minced meat out of people. John, Jane, Alice, Bob, Sarah, all meat at the end of the day. Onions and garlic.

Set fires to random buildings just for fun. No motives, just boredom. Clutter crime scenes with noisy DNA evidence.

It's all just meat at the end of the day.

[HighlyVolatile]

Always with charm though. The above list doesn't have much charm. I can invite my guests to my home, get them drunk, and now I have more meat to prepare. Meat meat meat. Legs, arms, heads, eyes, fat, bone, organs, blood. Meat. For a challenge, I want to try with police officers. More meat, more chaos. And while the police are frantically searching for killers, I can aid other ones who are sloppy with their crime scenes. I'll clutter them with the DNA noise of my victims.

[HighlyVolatile]

You know, I'll make them famous -- all famous -- by cluttering their crime scenes with bits and pieces and blood and hairs of my victims. I dodge the spotlight. I'm just making minced meat in my restaurant: Burgers N' Stuff. Ketchup, mayo, mustard, pickles, tomatoes, onions, lettuce, and meat.

[HighlyVolatile]

Come across me and I'll invite you to my home and make you dinner.

[Asker]

i'm vegetarian

[HighlyVolatile]

https://youtu.be/S0JwMH0Mxeg

[Asker]

that is amazing!

[HighlyVolatile]

I kind of planned it out. Not for this life, but a next one. :-D

[HighlyVolatile]

This one constrains me way too much with morality and empathy and stuff. But in another one I will turn you into a wonderful dinner.

[HighlyVolatile]

And I will do you right. I won't make you taste bad. I will season properly, and use the right aromatics. You will make the most exquisite hamburger anyone has ever had.

[Asker]

Yeah sure I am from the inner city born and raised, you would have cement booties and be at the bottom of a river-- lol

[HighlyVolatile]

I can be down with inner-city people! I used to walk along with South Compton at 2 AM. Not to say I won't end up this way but that's the whole fun of it, no? What fun is it to play it safe? That reminds me that I should add gangsters to my recipe. Gangster meat. I have to come up with a whole new burger recipe for that one.

[HighlyVolatile]

I'm thinking BBQ sauce with some spicy flare to it.

[Asker]

Ah ha, they will find Hoffa before you

[Asker]

No bbq sauce im italian and Asian, would totally clash

[HighlyVolatile]

For you and as a vegetarian, I'd make a most exquisite burger out of you with the freshest veggies and fruits. Maybe avocado, garden tomatoes (not store-bought), kale, spinach, some Jalapeños to reflect your tougher upbringing in the inner cities, and just well-seasoned bits of your arms and legs. No sauce. It would be a very fresh type of burger.

[HighlyVolatile]

Served on an enormous plate with flower petals around it, maybe Nasturtiums.

[HighlyVolatile]

I will always have the utmost respect for my victims as with any other ingredient. They are all lovely to me and it is with admiration that I chop them up.

[This_Is_My_Opinion8]

Ghost face. Easy. And I have access to weapons? The poor thing...

[Asker]

yes anything but a gun, no one has guns

[This_Is_My_Opinion8]

Anything over a chair will be enough.
Ghost face is just the moron that decided to pick up the mask and a kitchen knife that particular year. No powers and no particular strength or skill.

[Asker]

It is normally two people though, but they sure do make them stupid

[This_Is_My_Opinion8]

True. Against two at the same time yes I would have a hard time.
In fact if it's two I want to consider Chucky instead.

[Asker]

Lol just duck tape him up and hang him on a coat rack by the back of his overalls

[This_Is_My_Opinion8]

Or put him in the fireplace.

[Asker]

They tried that in the first movie they were to dumb to keep him there

[This_Is_My_Opinion8]

Fireplaces usually have a glass door. At least in Portugal they do. That would keep him in long enough.

[This_Is_My_Opinion8]

And I would stay to watch the entire thing with a hammer in hand.

[sissyalexa]

Definitely jigsaw,

Serious reason :- there is always a way to survive his "traps" or torture so you at least give yourself a chance to survive!

Genuine but maybe not in the spirit of the question reason :- preeeeeeetty sure that guys dead 😊

[Tiptoetamm]

I'd be Chucky lmao

[theothersider]

Ghost face or Jig Saw. girlfriend is just usually some dumb college boys and I R smart enuf to out smart a human super genius... the rest of those fuckers are basically immortal or literal demons... no Imma nope right the fuck out on that one

[laurieluvsit]

I know he's ancient, but I like Vincent Price :)

I don't like the bloody slasher films.

[Sour-rose]

Candyman. :) I don't know why but maybe becauseI'm... colored black in reality of paper and bees are usually chill.

[SignedAutographs]

Anything but Pennywise. Please, no evil clowns. It's the only thing I'm truly afraid of in the world is evil clowns. Why? It's an oxymoron and oxymoron are VERY scary to me. Like military intelligence? Yikes!

[bigpauly]

I’d go with Chucky. At least I’d have the size advantage over him

[Asker]

pick him up by his overalls and throw him in an oven lol

[bigpauly]

Haha yea exactly!

[Asker]

Ah ha

[HateyouxD]

Honestly they are all terrible. But I know how to play jigsaw game

[OneNineZero]

I have not seen anyone I want to be maybe
Apocalypse from X men movie he looks like he can handle shit nicely

[Asker]

it is who would you wanna take on meaning beat up or face

[OneNineZero]

Yeah he was tough enough for a team of mutants

[exitseven]

I would take on Dracula. A stake through the heart would do the trick.

[Fukaroo]

Ghost face seems like the easiest target out of all the options. I'll take my chances.

[Exterminatore]

Chucky from Child’s Play. I’d drop kick that fool through the front picture window.

[Andres77]

All of them...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/WXsrH3cuDMA

[Andres77]

I saw the no guns rule... so I'd improvise.

[Still-alive]

i always felt the scream dude was a pushover lol

[Asker]

It is always two killers thats the plot twist, I am a fan of stu from the first one

[Eleni1989]

Chunky I can ran away. Kick him far away.

[Hellodownthere]

Probably Ghostface.

[TheDarkAngel21]

Pennywise or Jigsaw