Would you read a story series called "That's Little, That's Me, That's Mine"?

A story book in a kids book style picture book. Book book book. On the adventures of growing up with a mini willie? A heart warming and deep dark look into the trauma that builds as this guy walks through life. He eventually learns all the good that comes out of his little buddy. And eventually he does get all the bitches.
Would you read a story series called "That's Little, That's Me, That's Mine"?
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