What would be the plot of "Tiny House in the Woods"?

[Anonymous]

Everyone has seen horror movies about the cabin in the woods.

Always the same plot: Two hot girls and their boyfriend go to a secluded cabin. When they find that their Instagram doesn't work, they're horrified.

Cut to naked girl in the shower. Black guys gets killed in the woods.

In the basement, they find a diary written by a previous cabin visitor who was tortured by zombies.

Next, a bloody massacre.

But what about tiny house in the woods?

[purplepoppy]

Well here "tiny house" (ty bach) means toilet so I guess the plots going to be shit, probably something to do with no toilet paper and a spider in the sink. Personally I'd just squat down behind a tree

[Asker]

Yeah yeah. Then the zombie hands her some toilet paper. It's a moment of irony, knowing that in a moment her guts are going to be all over the place.

[Guy13]

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