Would you be disappointed to find out I’m not actually SpongeBob?

[bigpauly]

Or even a pirate 😔

[Blackcosmo]

Aren't you a pirate spongebob? Are you saying you're not? Please don't do this to me. Don't tell me you're not a sponge. I would be heartbroken if that was the truth.

[bigpauly]

😰 well umm

[Blackcosmo]

No please. You're a sponge right? Yes you're a sponge and you'll always be. You can't be a mere human.

[dustybiker]

(I already knew. Wasn’t going to say anything though. 🤐)

[bigpauly]

That’s why you’ll always be part of my crew 😎

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly 🤗

[bigpauly]

🤗🤗

[Freyke]

You will stay a pritate spongebob in my heart and you can't change that

[sirderpsalot123]

I always knew you were Patrick catfishing as Spongebob.

[NathanDavis]

I thought you were a penguin

[bigpauly]

All my plans are coming into fruition

[dustybiker]

(Fly on wall 🤣)

[NathanDavis]

@dustybiker I'm a duck

[dustybiker]

[NathanDavis]

@dustybiker lmfao... uncanny resemblance, they say

[dustybiker]

A penguin, a vampire duck and a fly walk into a bar…

[NathanDavis]

@dustybiker lmao...

[MrJMM]

Good! Cause I never liked that show, to begin with, so I never watched it.

[Msputiton]

Yes. I hope you are 🥺

[bigpauly]

😬👀

[Msputiton]

This is 😔

[bigpauly]

I sorry 😞

[Msputiton]

You monster😭🏃🏾‍♀️

[bigpauly]

How can I make it up to you? 🥺🥺

[Msputiton]

I want a piggy back ride

[bigpauly]

From my hobbit ass?

[Msputiton]

Yes, earn my forgiveness

[bigpauly]

😓 ok let’s do this

[_deeznuts]

holy shit your not

[bigpauly]

😨😰

[Ms_Facesitter]

I would love you all the same.

[bigpauly]

🥺 you’re so understanding

[Blackcupcake]

yes😤

[bigpauly]

😓🏃‍♂️

[Wise4myage]

Nope.

[bigpauly]

Thank goodness