What was the difference between the Titanic and California?

[888theGreat]

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[Anonymous]

people pooped in the bathrooms on the Titanic, and they poop on the street in California.

You would get in trouble for stealing things on the Titanic, while California turns you into a hero if you steal stuff.

People on the Titanic stayed classy while they were sinking, while they lost their class in California.

People on the Titanic knew what an actual woman was, and in California some of their most famous "women" have a bigger dick than I do.

When people yelled "we're going down" on the Titanic, people knew it meant the ship was sinking. When people hear that in California, they drop their pants, expecting some oral sex from whatever public gay orgy is closest at the time.

The Titanic had more electricity.

The Titanic sank by accident, while California is sinking itself on purpose and celebrating it along the way.

You had to show ID and papers to get on the Titanic.

Huh. Okay I'm done. 🤣

Oh, one more. On the Titanic, the men synchronized their watches. In California the "men" synchronize their periods.

[SmokinAces2000]

Hahahahaha 😐😐😐

[annabananna]

One is a state in the USA and the other was a ship.

[888theGreat]

Both mismanaged and both destroyed.

[annabananna]

Hey now you asked the difference 😝

[Likes2drive]

It’s still might drift into the ocean with one good earthquake

[Sevenpointfive]

the difference was about a hundred years