How would you react if Darth Vader broke the news to you that HE was your father?

[Still-alive]

"No! Thats not true! Thats impossible!"

I would search my true feelings to know it be true

Well i guess ill join my father in the Dark Side and bring order to the galaxy

*unsheathes lightsaber* bzzzzz

Ask him about the tragedy of MeidasTouch Darth Plagueis the wise

say 'ok dad take the costume off already'

I'd have a different reaction (please say)

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+1 y

Option E should have read "Ask him about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise" ignore the 'meidas touch part'

[lightbulb27]

I had an awsome father, but that be really cool... give him a big hug. I would not go about whacking him with a light sword, good grief. the galaxy is so violent these days and I'd tell yoda to stuff it in his ear...

[RolandCuthbert]

Hilarious!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/R4wOzbqgfIY

[melanieeeB]

"Gooosh thanks! Finally a father who at least managed to do something in their life and well archive at least something!"

[DancingQueen16]

I don't think I'd say anything I'd probably just be standing there in shock with my mouth hanging open

[abc3643]

Well, it would be better than if he said "Luke, I am a transgender man but I am your MOTHER!"

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Well I guess ill join my father in the Dark Side and bring order to the galaxy

[simptopia]

I would ask him to teach me to fight so our battle could be more interesting

[llorando]

Jokes on him, I'm my own grandpa, so I'm his father.

[AngryCarl]

It wouldn't surprise me. My dad was always kind of a jerk.

[Zolly99999]

Well that would a lot of scense for me and clear up a lot of things lol

[Gooddaze]

That would be awesome. I could learn the powers or the force.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

My father is Darth Vader.

[Bethany22]

Join my father in the dark side

[goaded]

How come you grew nearly two feet?

[Deathraider]

Gimme a genealogy result rn!

[Guardian45]

I'd obiewankenobi him with my light sabre!

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I only have two.