Do you think you could take me in a fight?

[bigpauly]

I warn you I have been taking boxing lessons and I’ve played a lot of fighting video games 😏😂

[Batsy01010101]

If there's one thing i don't joke about it's fighting. I been in way to many altercations to joke about fighting. It gets to a point you get sick of having to reach for your knife or brass knuckles or leaving the apartment w your machete or baseball bat or taser or pepper spray just to defend yourself when need be and run the risk of being stopped by some stupid cop AFTER shit already went down and the dumb cops were nowhere to be found previously. Or living w a closet full of bulletproof vests from level III+ to level III to level III3a (level III+ being on the high end) it gets tiring when you're only 5'8 and everyone around you sees you as an easy target to start shit w because theyre either hyped up on roids or coke or some other fucking drugs or booze and acting like a dumb punk ass 20 or 30 year old or the 50-60 year old bullies who never grew up. The stories i could tell you would sicken you and in that time it was always a pick your battle moment of do i fight and get arrested for stabbing this dumb fuck or do i walk away. It gets really sickening and tiring not being able to leave my own damn apartment without some sort of weapon on me at all times

[Batsy01010101]

A few years ago i had a guy who was 6'4 about 300-400lbs security guard try to intimidate me at a hotel he follows me out acting like he was going to attack me from behind so i reach in my front inner pocket for my knife. He starts laughing saying what are you going to pull out a gun thinking it was a joke, but when he saw me reach in that same pocket a second time then he got scared thinking i actually did have a gun so he called extra backup help w 2 other security guards who were 6'2 200-300lbs and they were shitting a brick standing by the front door not even going near me or him. After i got out of the parking lot and onto the street i told him to get his fucking ass here and fight me like a man i pulled my fucking knife out and he ran back to the hotel
Another time i was driving from my folks and was at an intersection by burger king and these two jackasses started walking in front of my car when the light was about to turn green i start telling them to get the fuck out of the way and one goes to the sidewalk and the other gives me a dirty look but eventually goes to the sidewalk then tries to come back to my car thinking he was going to attack me so i reach in back and grab my metal baseball bat the guy sees it and gets mad and scared at the same time and jumps back to the sidewalk pissed off

[Batsy01010101]

Another time a few months ago i was walking back home from the grocery store and some asshole wouldn't let me cross the street when he had a red light and i had the right of way i crossed anyways and he got mad after i yelled at him to slow down and stop his damn car. The prick thought he was going to fight me so i pull out my brass knuckles and he still talking shit at that point i had enough and started walking away and he kept insulting telling me to get me fat ass back there so i got disgusted lowered my head started shaking my head this guy is a damn moron i pull my brass knuckles out and walk back raising my head telling him you really want to fight giving him the come here then gesture and when the light turns green he speeds off swearing and talking shit after he left i put my brass knuckles away and went home

[Batsy01010101]

Another time i was looking for a better parking space and this guy had his friend holding a spot for him which i didn't know at the time and the idiot comes at me trying to fight and I'm trying to de-escalate the situation and so was his friend but he wasn't having any of it so i reach in my pocket pull my knife out and his friend got concerned telling him he's got a knife and the dumb fuck didn't give a damn. I started thinking if i stab this guy i go to jail at that point i was like fuck it let the shit for brains have the damn spot and i drove to a different spot.

[Batsy01010101]

Another time i was driving in my inner city and some punk ass 30 or late 20 year old tried to cut in front of me multiple times with his car so i tailgate him and cut in front of him then he races to cut in front of me and i do it back to him this went on for 10 to 15 minutes i pull in a Walmart parking lot and the creepy jerkoff follows me there he thought he was going to fight me i pull my knife out and he says i don't give a shit what you have and i tell him really then get out of the car and prove it. Then he says for me to meet him somewhere because there were to many security cameras i told him you either fight me now or don't bother because i knew the idiot was trying to lure me into a trap where he would of has his friends waiting and possibly a gun on him as well. The coward stood in his car while i was outside my car with my knife in hand. He ended up driving off

[Batsy01010101]

One time i was coming out of a shopping plaza and this guy was so hyped up on drugs he started bitching saying i was going the wrong way which was a 2 way area and he thought he could try pinning my car in next to his. I gave him the middle finger and reached for my knife and he started laughing at that point i locked my doors and realized in all my fights and altercations i never once had somebody crazy enough to laugh when i pulled my knife out and bang on my car window i knew the guy was hopped up on hard drugs. I also realized i didn't have enough room to maneuver myself to fight this big guy since the area was extremely narrow it would given him the advantage which i sure as hell wasn't going to let that happen. I drove off realizing the environmental area and conditions being a narrow area to fight wasn't going to work out in my favor so i left

[Batsy01010101]

Basically the narrow area being my car and his car side by side with each other almost practically pinning my car in

[Batsy01010101]

A few years ago i had a fat fuck tenant break into my apartment kicking the front door open. I reached for my butchers knife but when he saw me with the knife in my hand he still talked shit and eventually left. I called the cops told them what happened and they didn't give a fuck just gave him a trespassing warning after my folks bitched at the useless cops for not doing their job

[Batsy01010101]

A few years ago i was coming out of a best buy parking lot and 2 chinese 20 year olds almost hit my car head on. One gets out of his car (the passenger) and he tries coming to my car thinking he was going to fight me i reach for my knife pull it out and the kid sees it and runs back to his car and they drive off.

[Batsy01010101]

About a month ago i had some idiot who was brake checking me all the way to a red light he was driving some sports car and letting everyone in front of him hoping i would rear end him so my insurance would pay for his car he couldn't afford. I realized what he was doing and when the light turned green i had some 18 wheel truck almost side swipe me i had to jam on my brakes and the bozo in the sports car pulls in a dunkin donuts he gets out of his car. Mind you i had a 18 wheel truck next to me cars behind and in front of me and this jackass walking to my car thinking he was going to fight me i told him listen buddy i got cars all around me i can't exactly pull over to fight your stupid ass. At that point i realized what kind of shitshow was taking place so i left.
Another time two punk asses on the highway were racing and cutting in front of other people but when they tried doing that to me i kept blocking them from passing and slowing down and when they tried going to the other lane i purposely went in that same lane to block them then they tried switching lanes so i did the same thing got in that other lane so they wouldn't hurt or kill anyone on the highway with their driving. Eventually they went on the side of me and tried racing and talking shit at that point i raced their speed and they got mad and threw a dumb bottle at my friend's car. I pulled almost in their lane at 70+mph thinking about running them off the road but realized it wasn't my car it was my friend's car and swerved back in my own lane which was hard at 70+mph. They almost hit a barrier after they threw a bottle at my friend's car but barely missed it. A few minutes later on the highway i saw an ambulance and a siren going in the opposite direction trying to get to the area i just drove by and thought those two punk ass idiots just injured themselves or killed themselves or injured or killed someone else

[Batsy01010101]

Another time i had some punk ass 28 year old try to race me on a main busy street after getting off the highway. He tried to talk shit to me thinking he was going to fight me as soon as i reached for my knife and showed him my blade he drove up to a red light with his head tucked down at the steering wheel scared

[Batsy01010101]

At that point when i saw him with his head tucked down i was like fuck it and drove off

[Batsy01010101]

See i don't joke about fighting. I been through more shit then people realize. And i got way more stories under my belt when it comes to fighting and altercations

[mamuma02]

Thanks for MHO

[D_Bone_Steak]

I've always hated fighting... it never really solves anything. But damn I did it so much... I was part of this boxing school in downtown LA... some world champion that sounded like a retard owned the place. Garcia or some shit. You can look that shit up if you want to fuck around and find out. Anyways...

They started wanting to put me on T. V. Dude for real I could look at Mr. World champ over there drooling on himself and punch drunk and I was like fuck this life. Sure I would make some money and shit, but I don't want to become a retard. I can barely write what I'm writing right now... imagine if I got punched in the head a whole lot more just because fuckers want to win a million $. I made a fucking choice and I'm not insanely rich... But at least I can write 2 paragraphs now at 40. 😂

[mamuma02]

I have good reflex, strong arms, legs and not afraid to fight.
But you would win in in both fighing in real and in the game. I suck at playing fighting games. And you would win in real because I have not fought anyonw for real in 9 years. I only fight for fun with my brother and cousins. I have wone more than them many times. We have hurt each other npw and then, but we become friends everytime anyway. Its normal for us.


Look at there strong arms💪🏽💪🏽🤣🤣🤣good luck. But I hope we don't fight. It would take a loooooooot for me to hit someone. I don't get angre easly🤷🏽‍♀️

[bigpauly]

Well shoot I don’t want to mess with you!

[mamuma02]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mamuma02]

Then there is no reason for me to get in the ring with you🤣🥰🥰🥰

[bigpauly]

Thank goodness!

I mean, yea that’s right you don’t want any of this! 💪

[mamuma02]

Sure man sure, I will run fast than a duck on the water.🤣🤣

[mamuma02]

You sound like Scrappy Doo.☺️

[bigpauly]

Lmao he’s definitely a good representation of me

[mamuma02]

So true

[Wicked_Witch]

@mamuma02 don’t let Pauly fool you. That boy is even smaller than me 😹😹😹

[mamuma02]

🤣🤣🤣 @Wicked_Witch i will believe you.

[bigpauly]

Pffft she’s full of it 👀

[Wicked_Witch]

@bigpauly don’t try to pretend I don’t have proof 😌

[Wicked_Witch]

@mamuma02 Pauly is the residential GaG munchkin 😹

[Genie23]

Easy peasy! In few seconds if I cheat... By tickling.😝

[bigpauly]

You better not! 😠

[Genie23]

Fine! I won't play dirty games...😐 Ooooh!! Look! Shakira is right behind you dancing to Hips don't lie!!
*Tickles you again*

i.chzbgr.com/.../aaaaaaaahahahah-tickling-is-awesome

[bigpauly]

*falls on floor flailing legs and arms
Stopppp itttt!!!

[Genie23]

Hehehe! Just say "I won" and I'll let you go 😝

[Genie23]

I meant "You won" I'm so confused 😐

[bigpauly]

Lmao ok I WON 😎

[Genie23]

Perhaps in your dreams 😒

[bigpauly]

Lmao cute!

Now if you just get off me and admit I’m the ultimate fighter 👀😂

[Genie23]

Very! 😂

Huh? In that case, I'm NEVER getting up! *Offers you water, so you'll have to admit that I defeated you, so I'll let you get up and go to the washroom* 😂

[Genie23]

You don't always need to have strength to win, Paul 😝

[bigpauly]

😂😂😂

[bigpauly]

Ummm you do against me! I’m the biggest brawniest there is! 💪

👀

[Genie23]

Sureeeeee! 😝

Hey, Paul! Look, I just took a selfie! Check it out!



You were saying something? 😝💪

[bigpauly]

😂😂😂

I was just saying your calves were looking weak lately 😏

[Genie23]

Weak? 😂 Looks like Pauly needs to start wearing glasses! Don't worry. I got one for you as Christmas gift! You're welcome 😝

[bigpauly]

Lmao I have always wanted ones with windshield wipers

[Genie23]

I know. I heard that when I wore mindreading headphone that Santa 🎅 gifted me last year 😝 I think the words you are looking for is "What would I do without you, the greatest genie? Oh and you won"

[bigpauly]

Lmfao. You had me until the last 4 words

[Genie23]

Damn it! 🤣🤣🤣

[bigpauly]

*tickle attacks back while you’re vulnerable

[Genie23]

*Laughs in an evil manners as I am wearing a steel armor under my t-shirt* 🤣🤣🤣

[bigpauly]

😱 you cheater!

[Genie23]

Hehehehe. You should have known this by now than I'm always one step ahead of you 😝 So, there there! 🤗

[bigpauly]

Ughhh 😂🤗

[SnowedIn]

Heck no. I don't stand a chance.

[bigpauly]

Darn right 😎😂

[Msputiton]

Don't give him false confidence.

[SnowedIn]

@Msputiton ... for once I'm not. I'd go down after the first punch by a middle schooler who's just eaten a donut.

[Msputiton]

Oh lawd🤣

[Emiliamazing]

You win! Donuts turn then into terrors

[Revvl6pro]

Shit, I was cornered in an Arizona mine shaft and surrounded by zombies. It took me 6 months to get out. I begged my online friend to buy a VR headset and help me, but she didn't have the scratch. I finally whooped their asses. It's not how good of a shot you are, it's all about how fast you can reload. Over the course of six months, I got very fast. Meet me in Arizona and I'll clean your clock.

[bigpauly]

Well let’s meet somewhere else then

[Revvl6pro]

I bought my brother and his family a headset, but my brother had motion sickness, and his son was busy with his X Box (or something)
So I ended up playing with my niece, but I had a hard time teaching her the basic self defense technique they teach you in classes. RUN!
Being in a mine shaft full of zombies is like the Kenny Rogers song "The Gambler."

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run

[NotTacocaT6969]

If you weigh less than me, I will pick you up and win by default once you’re done trying to kick me.


If you weigh more than me, I’ll spar and dodge until I can find the opportunity to remove your center of gravity…. or be cheap, karate-chop the back of your knee and say “I win!” As we both fall.

[bigpauly]

It looks like I’m in a real pickle here

[Chazmatazz269]

A fistfight or a video game? Cuz i’m rusty but i still crush me some old skool Tekken! I’m not as practiced on the newest one, but i do own it and i’m familiar with most of the characters.
I believe i can beat anyone in a fistfight. You’ll almost certainly underestimate me and the techniques i’ve practiced don’t leave much room for errors and reassessment. Ell oh ell!

[bigpauly]

Let’s go in tekken

[Chazmatazz269]

Do you have a favorite edition and/or character?

[bigpauly]

I liked 3 and I usually use Paul or Law

[Chazmatazz269]

I think we’d have fun! My best editions were 3 & 4, and i was extremely good with Heihachi and Bryan. I got almost unstoppably good with King for awhile, but he’s less fun to play because he demands so much skill.

[bigpauly]

Lol i always picked king when I played at arcades before I had a PlayStation. I hated not having good striking moves, though.

[Chazmatazz269]

I learned to luv King by watching an arcade player. He was the only person who ever consistently beat me and he almost always used King to do it. I more or less sponsored him in the arcade so he’d teach me. Then i’d go home and practice on my Playstation.

[Heolurt]

I'm sure I could, I've stopped fights and won fights just with my presence alone and won every fight I've been in, even against so called fighters of different styles. I'm not saying I'd win every fight in my life but I try to not get in fights, I don't like hurting others, but I'm not going to sit back and take shit.

There's a rule I once heard someone say and it's: If they look like they've been picked on their entire lives, take caution they might be the most dangerous person you'll come across.

[MCheetah]

No. Chicken Hawk Energy ain't no f*cking joke! 😱

[NathanDavis]

bring it...

King of Fighters arcade... first to win 9 matches

or four in a row

[bigpauly]

You’re going down!

[NathanDavis]

oh wait... you're a Tekken guy

Akuma is there right? that's all I'll need

we should go with that one instead, you'll need the most advantage you can get... lol

[bigpauly]

You’d get smoked in tekken 😎

[NathanDavis]

maybe the first two times... then I'll catch up once I figure out the patterns, lol

probably a third of my school years... I spent it in the arcades, lmao

[bigpauly]

I know tekken too well 😎

Lol nice

[NathanDavis]

well, I prefer a challenge and I'm all up for it... lol

would not make it an easy task either

[bigpauly]

Lol nice

[NathanDavis]

looks like the final boss just arrived to your post... lol

[bigpauly]

Yea, or a few of them 😂

[NathanDavis]

might as well team up on this one...

[bigpauly]

Lmao

[DJB72]

Why would I bother? Why does it matter to you?

If you fought me you'd lose in one of two ways:

1 you lose because I'm 6' tall, and 220lbs and when I kick you with my steel leg it'll knock you out

Or

2 your reputation is gone forever because you picked a fight with a cripple

Either way, you lose. So why bother fighting?

[Mangospacho]

Probably not because you seem like a good guy. Maybe if I was provoked, you could get me to fight you. Like if it was a road rage incident where you backed into my car while pulling out of a parking spot or if you stole my parking spot, then I could probably be motivated to fight.

[Agape93]

Absolutely. A bear has nothing to fear from an ant.

[bigpauly]

Then I shouldn’t fear you!

[Wicked_Witch]

Yes, I can literally pick you up above me head 😅

[bigpauly]

I don't know what you’re talking about

[TallAnon]

I don't know you, but I'm pretty confident when it comes to fighting.
7 years of full-contact karate experience, with grappling, and some boxing and kick-boxing mixed in. I'm also 6'7 and over 300 pounds.

[dustybiker]

Just blow on him.

[bigpauly]

@dustybiker hey! 😂

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly What? I mean.. read what he wrote. 🤣

[jshm2]

That reminds me of a daft cunt a while back. He was trying to convince me he's the next big rock star. All because he consistently gets a high score on Guitar Hero.

I laughed at the geezer, and we ended up hospitalising him later when he got too rowdy. Video games aren't real life, kiddo. Don't make the mistake.

[sirderpsalot123]

I'll say no because I don't feel like arguing with you

[PrettyPriya]

At least he put it in the right topic of “Entertainment”. Watching someone hold his head while he flails around trying to reach them would be entertaining.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya look who’s talking 😒

[Msputiton]

Now you gotta argue with me

[Emiliamazing]

I'm pretty wicked with a flyswatter

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣🤣

[bigpauly]

That was cold 😂😂😂

[Emiliamazing]

It's winter little fella, I'm ice cold!

[bigpauly]

Ugghh lol

[Msputiton]

Ugghh? Such a toughie

[bigpauly]

@Msputiton darn right I’m a toughie!

[Msputiton]

Aww. Ain't you precious

[bigpauly]

Excuse you?

[Msputiton]

I didn't pass gas

[bigpauly]

That would be your best chance against me 💪

[Msputiton]

Well your face is booty hieght.

[bigpauly]

Lmao it is not

[Msputiton]

It doesn't matter my toots are not gross, they smell like fenty eau de parfum

[bigpauly]

Lmao I bet

[Msputiton]

🧐🧐

[bigpauly]

😎😎

[exitseven]

@bigpauly hahahahahaha a deadly weapon,.

[bigpauly]

@exitseven lmfao

[Msputiton]

@exitseven 😭😭

[exitseven]

@Msputiton I didn;t know you could speak French.

[Msputiton]

@exitseven that's the name of a perfume that rihanna makes

[exitseven]

she makes it herself?

[Msputiton]

@exitseven lmao naw. It's one from her perfume line she owns

[LiamJHayden]

I could, but I suspect I am far more likely to defend you against whoever is attacking you.

[bigpauly]

You the man

[Fuentes]

Imma take the fade whether you 6'9 or 5'2, it's nothing & you may get parked tho Loco lol

[Cassie88]

Yes, and I'm sure you'd make an excellent soldier as well, because you've played first-person shooter games a lot too.

[SweetTwistedSatanist]

My father drilled sayoc kali into me since I was little so let's have fun! <3

[bigpauly]

😨😨😨

[Summeroflove]

Nah. I try not to get into too many fights that's not to say I won't defend myself if I need to.

[PinkRose24]

Yeah. I think you'd let me win though since I'm a woman. But none the less I win.

[Phoenix98]

I'm gonna ask the obvious question here but do you actually possess any experience fighting? And I don't mean hitting heavy bags and practicing with a trainer in the ring.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Ahahaha. You fool. I am an Apex Legends veteran basically. A mere human stands no chance against a semi-perfect being

[CuriousMufuxka]

Ok look, That last cheeseburger is either mine or yours! Since were both out of breath I call for rock paper scissors.

[Xawyx-2]

Sure, I played Street Fighter, Tekken, Mortal Kombat, Killer Instinct, SoulCalibur, Tobal, Battle Arena Toshinden, Double Dragon, Ninja Turtles - Try to top that ;)

[FunkyMonkee]

I could knock you over with a good fart!

[bigpauly]

Deadliest weapon known to man

[FunkyMonkee]

And I've got just the beans that can help me do it!

[bigpauly]

Alright man take it easy!

[moonpie89]

Probably yes haha

[bigpauly]

I get no respect 😒😂

[Likes2drive]

Most likely, I’m much bigger than you 😊

[bigpauly]

Pffft

[Likes2drive]

My farts would blow you down

[bigpauly]

Lmao

[BJP21]

Wassup? Heard you talking smack. LOL JK

[bigpauly]

Come at me, breh! Lmao

[dustybiker]

Thumb fight?

[bigpauly]

No fair you know I have tiny fingers

[dustybiker]

Want me to use my pinkie?

[bigpauly]

😅 yes. But I’m also afraid of the very real possibility of your pinky dwarfing any of my fingers

[dustybiker]

lol 😁

[bigpauly]

Lol alright that’s it, bring it!

[dustybiker]

All of a sudden. What? Did you go eat some Wheaties or something? 😁

[bigpauly]

😂 I haven’t heard that one in a while

[dustybiker]

Ouch! hahaha

[bigpauly]

Why ouch? Lol

[dustybiker]

Just being silly.

[bigpauly]

😂 that’s why you’re the best

[dustybiker]

Awe 🥰

🤗

[bigpauly]

🤗🤗🤗

[Guy13]

Unless you are Thai, I’m not worried 🥊

[mandyfire98]

Let's leg wrestle.

[bigpauly]

I’m not sure I know how that works 👀

[mandyfire98]

We lay on our backs and touch our feet together and then you push and see who can push the other person backwards. Loser has to sing I'm a little teacup and wear swimmies

[bigpauly]

Lmao ok you’re on

[mandyfire98]

Let's do it

[bigpauly]

You’re on! 🦵

.. wait aren’t you a dancer! I feel like you picked legs for a reason 🤔

[mandyfire98]

Maybe...

[bigpauly]

😱 I’ve been film flammed.

[mandyfire98]

Hahaha

[XXblack88]

probably not.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

No way you would win

[douride2]

Probably not I'm not a fighter.

[Iron_Man]

We’re buddies no need to fight

[Iron_Man]

I can give you boxing lessons that’s what I used to do in the golden gloves

[Sparkie460]

I know karate. I might be able to take you.

[Pterodon]

Against my guns you wouldn’t stand a chance

[Engin12]

I can and I have a gun so be careful

[BeMuse]

Yep.

[exitseven]

I doubt it.

[Jay3344]

😂😂🤣 fun question!

[Paulychicagoluv]

Absolutely

[noohair]

Can you digest lead?