Guys, I love watching animal shows, but I think they embellish a lot of it. What do you think?

[Gummy_Cluster]

They asked the audience what animal in the animal kingdom eats the most ants. They allowed you to text in your answer, because they offered a prize to the winner. While the MyPillow commercial was on, I texted in that it was anteaters. After Mike Lindell was done talking about his "limited offer of MySlippers" (limited edition---they only made 80 trillion of them) they revealed the answer. The animal in the animal kingdom that eats the most ants, is uncles. What does it mean?

[ShiftingMonke]

It means those former coke-head slippers are comfy AF and you can't be a staunch conservative if your feets aren't comfortable. Priorities, yo.

In regards to the riddle, I can't speculate: my only uncle eats a lot of pills and my aunt died years ago, so I guess I'll never know.

[Gummy_Cluster]

More specifically, I think he was a crack head. lol

[ShiftingMonke]

Potato, Patato. Just because he's a tweaker for Jesus doesn't make him more trustworthy in my opinion.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I don't hate him as a person, I just wish he would go away. When I go to my brother's place for dinner, and Mike comes on and talks about his limited supply of whatever, I tease my sister-in-law and tell her to hurry and order while supply lasts! Now he's selling My Coffee, but there's only a limited supply!

[ShiftingMonke]

I did buy one of the pillows, just to see if I'd like it.. I wasn't a fan. Now he's selling coffee? Thats encroaching on BRCC territory!

[Gummy_Cluster]

Soon it will be My Corn Dogs! Limited supply! Made from the finest corn that comes from the Himalayas.

[exitseven]

• Hahahahaha I figured it would not be a hairy beast with a big honker.

[Gummy_Cluster]

ROTFLMFAO There is an unlimited supply of humor in this world, and your big honker comment gives me so many ideas. lol I just read it and I have about 42 ideas. :)

[exitseven]

@gummy_cluster Imagine how many ideas you would have with a different part of the male anatomy.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I was just thinking today that this site limits the amount of questions you can ask, and yet the site is crashing and burning. I don't know if you noticed it or not, but the fourth column to the right on the desktop site, is now bringing back questions older than Moses. Normal sites don't limit your questions, because they know where their bread is buttered. So they have all of us offering up free content to keep the wheels on the bus turning, but they don't want that. They want to post expired green cheese from Mars. If I didn't know better, I'd swear Joey Biden was running this show.

[exitseven]

Maybe they don't want to have the same 5 people asking 90 of the questions.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I watched a video of the founder of this site. He’s a Turkish American living in Tennessee. Tolga and his homie were in a bar eating salads and tossing back a few. They noticed that fellas were approaching girls, and getting shot down in flames. They came up with a fucking brilliant idea. They sent a guy over to a table full of girls, but rather than hit on them, he just asked for advice. That confused the shit out of them, so they put down their swords, daggers and Glocks.

X-7: Do you mind if I ask for some advice?
Girls: We’re not interested.
X-7: It’s not about you.
Girls: What?
X-7: Don’t look, but there’s a shy girl in the corner. I very much want to meet with her, but I’m not good with girls. Do you have any idea what I should say?
Girls: Pull up a chair, and we can talk.

X-7, I swear to God, I’ve seen the video and that’s how this site got started. The ONLY guy in the bar talking with a table full of girls, was a shy guy who asked for advice. Tolga meant for this site to be Guys ask Girls, but he managed to fuck that up. Now it’s morphed into a steaming pile of dog shit, and they’re bringing back ancient questions.

[exitseven]

I did hear this tale. I dont know what to think about it.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I saw the video of him saying it. He came up with a good idea, but he's the type of guy who has the backing to do many things, so I can't blame him for abandoning this train wreck of a site. I just wished he put a competent manager in charge that would shit-can all the mods who are creating the site's demise. Join Similarworlds.

[exitseven]

I found this place by accident. I was not using any social media. I was unemployed because of Covid and I was really isolated. I did not expect to make any friends here but a couple of people stated texting me and it was really helpful.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Hopefully they're not going to lock us down again.

[exitseven]

@gummy_cluster. I was done with being locked down a week after I got the second shot. I just walked around with a big scowl on my face and everyone decided not to give me an argument about wearing a mask.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Now they are starting to say that none of the Covid precautions did a bit of good.

[exitseven]

@gummy_cluster. Washing my hands 20 times a day did more than the vaccine and the masks

[Gummy_Cluster]

I was listening to the radio, and they said that Pfizer admitted that the latest booster causes strokes.
Then they went to a commercial break. It was a Pfizer commercial telling you to make sure to get the latest booster.


We've all seen this Christmas classic. Ralphie finally gets his top secret decoder ring in the mail.
When he figures it out, the message says "Make sure to get your Pfizer booster. It won't put your eye out."

[exitseven]

There was a actor that died last week. He was only 28. Usually the first thing that springs to mind is that he OD'd on fentanyl. That was not the case. The autopsy revealed his heart was enlarged and he had cardiomyopathy. His vaccination status was not mentioned and nobody in the press asked the question. I wonder why?

[Gummy_Cluster]

It could be because this is the biggest hoax in history. People hate when I say that, because they need to believe it was real.
In the movie "Swordfish" John Travolta says that, what the eyes see, and the ears hear, the mind believes. How can anyone be so fucking stupid to believe the Kamala kisses her husband while they both wear masks? These idiots believe it, because their eyes saw it. I can't even believe how stupid people have become.

[exitseven]

@gummy_cluster Yes there is an unlimited supply of humor in the world. I bet the moonbat talkshow hosts are pissed that Biden is a democrat because every day he does stuff so stupid that the jokes would practically write themselves but they can't use them,

[Gummy_Cluster]

Same with SNL. They don't dare tough Biden. They would be out of a job.

[insteadfew]

I don't understand that

[Gummy_Cluster]

Neither do I.