The last TV show that made me cry/laugh hysterically at least once per episode was none other than the panty-dropping, cock-throbbing masterpiece that is "Brooklyn Nine-Nine". From the moment I first laid eyes on Jake Peralta's chiseled jawline and Terry Jeffords' bulging biceps, I knew I was in for a wild ride.
Every episode was like a marathon of non-stop laughter and heart-wrenching emotion. It was like getting a rimjob from a clown while riding a unicycle through a field of dildos.
And let's not forget about the rest of the squad. Rosa Diaz's smoldering gaze and sultry voice had me weak in the knees, while Captain Holt's deadpan humor and tight-assed demeanor made me want to spank him like a naughty schoolboy.
And don't even get me started on Gina Linetti. That sassy little minx could make a eunuch's balls drop with just a flick of her wrist.
Every episode was like a symphony of sexual tension and comedic genius, leaving me gasping for breath and spraining my throbbing loins. It was like getting skull-fucked by a pack of horny hyenas while bungee jumping off a skyscraper.
So if you want to experience the ultimate in gut-busting, panty-dropping pleasure, I highly recommend you watch "Brooklyn Nine-Nine". Just be warned, it's not for the faint of heart or weak of loins.
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Laugh every episode? Probably Parks and Rec. Community almost makes that cut but had some duds. Always Sunny in Philadelphia is kind of a greater extreme in that regard too.
Laughing: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Greg Gutfeld usually gets a laugh or two out of me. I like Tom Shallue's imitation of Joe Biden. Sometimes I think Biden is doing an imitation of Tom Shallue.
I guess, "Black's Books". Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Blackadder, The Young Ones, Fawlty Towers, Soap, Bosom Buddies.
The only one that has done that is Carol Burnett on FreeVee.
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