TODAY you wake up as Batman or Catwoman, what’s the first thing you would do?

[softhoney]

bat

cat

[LavLavLuv]

Batman 🦇🤷🏻‍♀️

[softhoney]

LOLOL

[Curiosity2006]

...

[softhoney]

LOLOL

[SnowedIn]

Have breakfast with the commissioner.

[DizzyDesii]

I’d be ecstatic to be catwoman especially if its halle cause i didn't care for the other catwomen and certainly not batman. I’d honestly do a bunch of parkour stunts and hit the catwalk on some beams at a construction site

[CaptainOverthink]

Batman:
I think I'll make a 'fair' donation to a random guy in Sweden🤑, if it exists in that universe. If it's forever then.. well, I might be batman but I ain't have his mind, so no justice served for some time to come. I'll be exploring modestly.. wasting cash.

Catwoman:
Well, I'm a guy and assuming I keep my own mind then there are a few things I've got to try. 🙃😉
If batman shows for some 'action' maybe I'll try once.. just to know. Don't know much about catwoman.. she is a thief, right?

If I don't get to keep my own mind then I guess I do bat-things as usual.

[ShesRad80]

if i wake up as catwoman? uh so stealing the batmobile and maybe blow things up

[ObscuredBeyond]

If that means Pinay is Catwoman, I'd see about not feeling quite so lonely. But it also means I'd suddenly have a lot more Jokers to deal with, and I'd have to actually punch them. At least most lowlifes would fear me. Right now, I gotta be on guard at all times, because that fear and respect isn't there. So most days, I feel more like Spider-Man, but only the sucky parts.

[whereismyjohnny]

Get out of bed. Jk. I'd take Batmobile and go for a ride. 🙃

[Pinay_ako]

Meeeeeooooooowwwww… I’d sneak over the Wayne Mansion, have breakfast with Alfred Pennyworth. Take the Batmobile for a wild ride downtown Gotham and call my girls Harley and Ivy on the way for some tea time with the Mayor…

[ObscuredBeyond]

Batmobile has a failsafe for that. But no worries. I'd get you your favorite latte, and we could make out. I'm sure there's plenty of Jokers to worry about, so you might get off the hook on the whole escort to prison thing. ;-)

[BLP11520]

🤣🤣

[Drumlin2001]

Go to the ATM and withdraw as much as possible (I assume Batman has access to Bruse Wayne's bank accounts)

[als24]

Say the "I'm Batman" line to everyone I see.

[FunkyMonkee]

If I wake up as cat woman, I'm gonna spend a LOT of time playing with my pussy and tits!!

[Agape93]

Buy a nuke and glass the city if I was batsy. If catwoman, probably move out of the city lol

[astrophelle]

I would take a selfie and send it to my family whatsapp group😹😹😹

[D_Bone_Steak]

https://youtu.be/zPzi3FNGDJY

[GreatBigCircles]

Invest in a nice house, health insurance, life insurance, and a 401k.

[nolabels]

I'd figure that I'm tripping.

I'd just go back to sleep until the trip is over.

[BCA6010]

Nothing, because it wouldn't be nighttime yet.

[Bricealan]

Get in the Bat Mobile, and pick up Cat Woman and go to my place under the waterfall.

[iron_ninjs]

First, kill the Joker. That thing is a menace to society.
Then, I'm gonna go find Catwoman.

[Viktor001]

Keep saying "I am Batman" because I can also moneeeey that will fix all of my problems.

[provokeesmokee]

Catwoman? Wait, can she talk to cats? I'd talk to my cat.

And the go climbing because it sounds like it'd be crazy fun with her abilities.

[Guido]

Take out the batmobile, pick up catwoman and take her back to the bat cave for a hot night of sex.

[shortster]

Fight crime, of course. Though I think that I would be the darkest version of Batman. Not everyone would make it to Arkham.

[BLP11520]

Find the people who steal catalytic converters and beat them to a pulp

[Cristinaissweet]

Do flips around the city

[asphaltrhymes]

As Batman, check my bank balance lol 😄😆

[exitseven]

Take the Batmobile out of a spin.

[AviatorTom]

Make sure Robin has a good breakfast

[Simslover92]

Have sex with Batman.

[andreasderjuengere]

I'd fire that gay Robin.

[WhitneySnow]

Climb a really high wall

[Andres77]

Update my resume.

[Jamesier]

Going camping/hiking alone for days/months

[SassyAussieAddy]

Wake up as Catwoman, then fuck Batman

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I would go to the bat cave.

[MementoMori777]

beat people up for not parking properly

[CassandraSpender]

Kill Joker and be done with it

[Exterminatore]

Start stomping criminal asses.

[clampfan101]

Look for Catwoman? lol

[lorenzomichael]

Take a selfie, then take the batmobile for spin.

[Massageman]

Have Alfred make me breakfast.

[Wise4myage]

Id play with all his cool weapons.

[stoicity]

Take my batdog on a walk.

[slatyb]

Fuck Catwoman

[WanderingLoveWizard]

You read my mind

[justabuddy]

I get to play with the batmobile!!

[Rangers]

Nothing, there's nothing enjoyable to do

[Jazzy54]

Scream. 😂

[mommymommymommy]

Say "i'm batman"

[Luckycharms12]

Look for the joker

[pethouse]

Leave Gotham