For everyone here, obviously you know this guy below, so what's your favourite fact about him?

[HM1189]

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I'll go first. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
Chuck Norris already counted to the infinite. Twice

[FunkyMonkee]

My singer was a huge Martial Arts guy and, when I mentioned Chuck to him, he said that he hated his guts because he beat up or kicked some little kid.
I never liked that fucker!! He always acts so self-important!! He's a big fucking phony!! And that perpetual 10:00 shadow makes him look even stupider than he already does!! I'm not into Martial Arts but, I have WAY more respect for Billy Jack and Bruce Lee!! I wouldn't give weird beard a penny or a moment of my time!! Bob Conrad is also a self-important asshole but, I like him better than Chucky!!

[Lliam]

Facts:

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris has never cheated death. He always wins fair and square.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After days of excruciating pain, the cobra passed away.

Chuck Norris is the creator of the giraffe. It came to be after he uppercut a horse.

One time, Chuck Norris went to Mars. That’s why there’s no sign of life there.

[whereismyjohnny]

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• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
• The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

[Lliam]

LOL .

[DryGermanGuy]

When Chuck Norris falls into the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck norrised.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Uuugh This guy drank my beers and stole my chick.

[RoosterBreast]

he's an illuminati tranny.

[D_Bone_Steak]

@RoosterBreast lolz...

[RoosterBreast]

possible.. not only he lacks secondary (and likely, primary) sexual masculine charactaristics, having a beard is not enough, where is the brow ridge?
but look at his wifeband.. as you said "gay dude's fantasy of a perfect woman".

[D_Bone_Steak]

@RoosterBreast I assume I have said that at one time and place because I know your memory is much better than mine. Plus... that just sounds like some shit I would say. Now you have me thinking... honestly, he's just a meme to me and I could obviously kick his ass. You probably know that too... you basically know me. I'd be like a chimp in the same room that can rip his genitals off in the same room. Damn... did I really say some shit like that? Probably. Gay dude's fantasy makes sense.

[LiamJHayden]

Goes to a feminist protest and comes back with his laundry washed and pressed and a basket full of sandwiches.

[exitseven]

Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding.

[OddBeMe]

His beard has experienced more than any of us.
Covid got vaxxed because of him.
Police question him just because he’s interesting.
Aliens ask him to probe them.
He lives vicariously thu himself.

[Anonymous]

1) Got ass whopped by Bruce Lee
2) Is an actor and would be ass whopped by any average male fighter

[Opinion Owner]

3) Overrated

[BoopBoopBeep]

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[Opinion Owner]

Man, they won't help you if you've rarely been in real fights
Also, Tan song Do? Seriously?
Any average MMA guy would whoop these black belts LOL

[LiamJHayden]

1. In a movie. No evidence they ever did more than spar in real life.
2. He's over 80 years old.

[Anonymous]

i dont know who that guy is👀😓

[Jmmmfi4]

This clown is sooooo overrated

[Anonymous]

Is American