My weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse would definitely be my massive horror cock. With every thrust, I’d be flooding and drowning those undead fuckers, leaving nothing but rotten corpses in my wake. As the apocalypse rages on, I’ll keep fucking my way through hordes of zombies until I finally meet my end, covered in their blood and cum.
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Need to know more. Slow zombies, or fast zombies? Does contact with body bits infect you or do you need to be bitten or killed?
Chainsaws are great for slow zombies but only if they aren't very infectious - otherwise you infect everyone with zombie bits.
For slow infectious zombies, a chainsaw is usually the weapon of choice, sterilizes and doesn't leave a mess
For fast zombies you need something with more range. Rifles rarely have enough stopping power, they just blow holes in the zombies, shotgun does better.
Explosive traps can be pretty effective too
Of course since its an apocalypse, supplies will run low fast and you will have to start improvising.
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Hmmm... homedepot is my weapon
Lock yourself up and the store has it all - nail guns, axes, cement cinder blocks I can drop from the roof PLUS bonus points for the snacks in the impulse aisles. 🤪
Another body. Cause i’d likely throw some of any body in the way to survive 🤷♀️
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Probably a blunt weapon, something hard, durable, and light. And flattened, to focus the blunt force on a point as narrow as possible to maximize damage and penetration.
The idea is just to be able to defend myself in case I have no choice, but in such environment, you don't want to fight, you want to sneak and avoid any contact. A smart survivor avoids danger as much as possible.
Is it AD&D style zombies? Those are immune to ranged weapons and only vulnerable to Crushing weapons of +2 enchantment or greater. I'm pretty sure we don't have magical okinawan bos in the real world, so we are so doomed.
As a German I have to pick a STIHL:
depends on what sort of zombies. like are we talking slow, limping, braindead? or are we talking running ones that can actually intellgently path find to you and avoid or circumnavigate obstacles?
Depends on the type of zombie. If it's infectious, a flamethrower. If it's not, but is fast, anything I can take it's head of with. If it's slow, I'll just install treadmills around my hous. 😂
That would depend heavily on what type of zombies these are, how infection spreads, and what it takes to kill or otherwise stop them.
If they were as strong as they are in media and games,(I think they “realistically” would not be at all), then I don’t think anyone would survive by fighting. Get me a helicopter to a zombie-free place if there are any. lol
Microwave beam weapons like the Active Denial System, just amped up to burst organisms like popcorn.
Anything that doesn’t require ammo. And is silent.
Obviously having some guns would be ideal too but they serve their purpose, and shouldn’t be your main weapon of choice/useSword and bow.
Ideally all the ones I own obviously but If I had to narrow it down it'd be the sword and bow.Flame throwers. They will be dust when I'm done with them
AR-15 chambered in.300 Whisper with a supressor. IR Laser pointer, night vision goggles. And a backhoe and lots of gasoline
Kitana sword. Guns run in ammo which run out. Need something light and sharp as hell to minimize physical effort required
Chainsaw ir flamethrower guns wouldn’t be effective
Crossbow. Reusable ammo on a relatively stable platform.
Never really thought about it. Don't like the premise of zombie movies.
I like my 30 30 lever. Wouldn't be able to reload fast enough though.
There isn't anything left I'm teaming up with one of these weapon hoarders
easy, a fucking badass sword or bow.
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