"This is my _______. There are many like it, but this one is mine." Fill in the blank?

[Still-alive]

Fill in the blank with whatever you feel like. funniest answer gets mho hehe

[CrimsonAngel09]

This is my idiot. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[Still-alive]

Lol i like it

[mandyfire98]

Cooter

[Still-alive]

You should write your name on that in sharpie jic someone tries to steal that. 🤔

[mandyfire98]

Write my name on my cooter?

[Still-alive]

Yup you know jic

[mandyfire98]

Haha how about a sticker? Like a gold sticker?

[Still-alive]

That might work although some ‘secretions’ may wear out the adhesiveness of the stickers though lol

[mandyfire98]

Haha

[FinalFantasyBro]

This is my hooters, There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[Tigerlilly852]

This is my peace maker. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[smahala1991]

Johnson 😅😅

[purplepoppy]

Photocopy

[Sparkie460]

Willie

[Slim57]

Girl. Boring I know