“I ate the _______ because im _______.” Fill in the blanks?

[Still-alive]

For funsies just fill in the blanks with whatever words of phrases you want.

for instance: “i ate the sandwich because im hungry”

“i ate the talking bees because im high”

[JosyJosy]

I ate the gummies within the hour because I know that if I don't, my boyfriend will make them disappear and then act like he didn't know any of it.

[CrazyGirl2]

I ate the whole thing, because I am an exceedingly good girl… I’m just a little naughty at times!

[Still-alive]

Very naughty mmm hehe :*

[CrazyGirl2]

Well I thank you for the MHG, and I’m very happy you liked my naughty answer 😁

[AndrésC64]

I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I guess she'll die.

[snackthatsmilesback]

I ate the muffin because I'm the muffin man.

[Sour-rose]

I ate the GAC cookies because i'm a dumbass who don't appreciate my teeth enough. :)

[menina]

I ate the chocolate bar because I'm crazy for chocolate.

[purplepoppy]

"I ate the nuclear documents because I'm scared of going to jail" Trump.

[Cherry234]

I ate the pasta and fruit because I’m hungry.

[Still-alive]

What pasta was it?

[Cherry234]

Rotini

[Dinosaursandanime65]

How is Kirby possible?

I ate pill medicine thing earlier because I felt super wacky

[llorando]

I ate the evidence because I'm innocent, I swear.

[Kontrvnote]

I ate the canned fish because I'm in love with salmon and tuna.

[Kontrvnote]

Not my favourite tho

[Xtendable]

I ate the dog biscuit because I’m teaching Atlas (friend’s dog) how yummy they are (they weren’t yummy at all).

[Lucy68]

I ate the sandwich cause I was hungry

[Aerissa_Jade]

I ate the worm because I'm sad.

[Blackcosmo]

I ate the sweets because I'm a rebel.

[Jacobbbb]

I ate the nothing because I'm broke

😭😭😭

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I ate the Whole Hoagie because I'm Hangry

[Roseboy]

i ate the god because im god