If Satyrs were real and you met one what would you do/say?

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If Satyrs were real and you met one what would you do/say?
If Satyrs were real and you met one what would you do/say?
If Satyrs were real and you met one what would you do/say?

Satyrs, the minor forest gods of Greek mythology, had the face, torso, and arms of a man, the ears and tail of a goat, and two goatlike legs. Fond of the pleasures associated with Dionysus (or Bacchus), the god of wine, they were full of playful and sometimes violent energies, and spent much of their time chasing the beautiful nature spirits known as nymphs. Satyrs show up over and over in ancient art.

Say 'hi'
Take a pic
Immediately run away
Kill it and sell carcass for money
Be naughty with it (i hear they are well endowed... yeah)
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If Satyrs were real and you met one what would you do/say?
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