If wood elves actually existed and you met a couple what would you do or say?

[Still-alive]

[Rosexøxø]

Ask “where’s Robin Hood?”

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“Yeah, I just assumed he’d be HERE.”

lol 😂

maybe later ask them if they could train me or show them the movie Elf, and ask if they could adopt me for a year. 🧝‍♀️

[Lucy68]

Hope they don't steal my underpants. Remember that one South Park episode, they stole Tweeks and everyone's underpants. No stealing the underpants

[DesiUwU]

lmao yeah i remember that

[strlb]

But stealing underwear is a thrill 🤣

[call_me_scar]

Nothing as I typically am drunk in the forest and would just assume those are just adults doing a d&d game or something

[OfMiceandMen]

I've always wanted to know are wood elves from the same family as wood nymph -oooos?

[douride2]

You mean to tell me wood elves don't really exist? I'm sure I saw a couple last summer in the woods.

[Still-alive]

that was probably just bob. he likes hanging out in the woods often

[douride2]

No no. Bob he was down at the swimming hole skinny dipping.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I would just hope they weren't trolls from G@G

[zagor]

If they looked like in the 'toons, I'd try to hook up with one. Just have to be careful the ears don't take your eye out.

[melanieeeB]

Have a conversation, would be pretty cool I guess

[Still-alive]

you could probably cosplay as one. probably would look good ;)

[melanieeeB]

Yeah that would be fun but I like more darker/meaner characters, last weekend was german carnival and I went as a pirate lol

[Still-alive]

sounds sexy ;)

[melanieeeB]

Haha I like that you're replying confidently lately, it's good for you!

[Still-alive]

lol well thanks

[LiamJHayden]

I'd pay my respects to King Thranduil.

[Pete671]

They do exist!,

[NostalgiaSenpi]

I'd talk to them like any human.

[WanderingLoveWizard]

I'd try to fuck it

[Guardian45]

G'day, eh?

[Mayo503]

Hello…

[Dinosaursandanime65]

“Ahruoh”