Happy St. Patty's Day?

[FunkyMonkee]

Q: What's Irish and only comes out in the summer?
A: Patty O'Furniture.

Two Irishmen walked into a bar and said, "Hey! Did you hear the one about us?".

These 2 Irishman were walking along the street and spotted a help wanted sign on a wall that read, "Tree fellers wanted". One said to the other, "That's a shame! They want tree fellers and there's only two of us!"

[Dargil]

Q. What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

A. One less drunk.

[FunkyMonkee]

Thankfully (as far as I'm concerned) not all of us Irish drink or fight.

[Dargil]

Ahh. It's been bred out of some of us.

[FunkyMonkee]

Not really. Dad drank a lot, my brother got shitfaced every day and my ex-sister has one or two for dinner a few times a week. I just never found the stuff to be anything I'd wanna put in my mouth. It all tastes horrible, except for the root beer Schnapps with a piece of ice in it.

[Dongie]

Happy St. Patrick's day to all.

Except liberal🐓🍭s

[FunkyMonkee]

Lol!

[loves2learn]

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