Let's Share Tipsy Poetry?

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

How about some tipsy poetry?

When your RAIN is rainbows!
Shout into the wind!
Forgotten, big hand waving gestures!
Into the rain! The pain!

Lost bost. Narfle the Schmarf Snarf!
Big red fiery turtles!
No words.
No words.

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Following ME!
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- Avant-garde! Exquisite selection of capital letters and repetition. 5/5
- My mother could not have written a better poem. 5/5.
- When I read poetry, I didn't appreciate it. Now I appreciate it. 10/10
- Rolling stones calls this the poem of the decade 5/5.

[myloveforuisinfinte]

I don't know but it's accidental poetry lol
One day you will be fine
Untill then just wait for that time

You too will find a person who will be more than just a friend
You too will walk together, together hand in hand
You too will find a person, who will timely enquire “ did you ate”
You too will find a person who will ask you lets go for a date

Have faith in yourself, need not to worry
You too will have a perfect love story💗✨

Need not to be down not to be Helpless
Until then just take care of yourself!
😊✨

[7Phoenix7]

Roses are red🌹

Violets are blue 🔹️

No wine🍷

No liquor 🥃

Just water for you. 💧

🙃🙃

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I think I just need someone who can talk who can remind me of this on a daily basis.

[7Phoenix7]

😂 lol

And why is it red?

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Red is the most boring color for roses in my opinion.

[7Phoenix7]

I love 'em. Lol it's my favorite color. They are boring to you because they're so common. But I think it's the best color, no other rose color can top it.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I might be a little bit contrarian at times. But the white is so interesting to me:


As well as the black one:
upload.wikimedia.org/.../Blackrose.jpg

I don't think I'm a contrarian though. For example, I don't find 4-leaf clovers all that interesting.

[7Phoenix7]

Ok so you picked nicely lol white roses are very beautiful. Black too.. even if they use dye to get them that color lol

I just like roses in general though, all of the colors and the way they smell

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Argh, I didn't know black roses didn't naturally exist in nature absent dyes. I think I'm the opposite. I just don't like roses in general. I want something better but I can't say what it is because I don't know anything about flowers. But if I designed a universe and my own flowers, first thing I would make is that you can eat them and they taste exactly how they smell in a nice way. It'd wouldn't be like we eat one and feel like we ate a bunch of silky poison. You can eat flowers left and right. Taste the rainbow.

[TheSpaceGnome]

I don't drink alcohol or do any sort of drugs so I'm never tipsy

"Narfle the schmarf snarf" sounds like you are doing nasty things to the thundercats pet.

There was a more topic appropriate image of Snarf cowering in terror, but this was funnier.

[Sevenpointfive]

that was horrific. i actually wrote a taylor swift song the other night. i should share it because it's impossible to sell lyrics

[Simslover92]

I'm sorry dear friend
But I detest poetry
It is not my thing

-haiku by me

[OfDeath]

The dark

Can’t find somewhere to park

I hope that wasn’t a shart

Oh, I should turn the headlights on

[mbarsi01]

Stoned poetry sounds funnier

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I wish weed was legal here!

[mbarsi01]

I’m blessed it’s recreational here , I live literally a miles from a dispensary too. I get it from trusted friends instead the government literally DOUBLE charges you

[mbarsi01]

Mile *

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

That's awesome! Being stoned is the very creative outlet I've ever found but I only got to try when visiting the US.

Big face! Cloud grace!
Two plus two is two!
Two two two two two two two two two two.
Let's all make friends!

[mbarsi01]

Yep I don’t live in Colorado but Shrooms are decriminalized there too, you can’t buy them anywhere. You can buy mushroom spores legally online no problem

[mbarsi01]

No growing or buying or selling but you don’t get charges for possession if it’s not a huge amount

[mbarsi01]

One of my buddies grows them in a laundry bin in his closet

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

That's awesome. We should have that here in my opinion. I think less trouble overall. You can't make war on weed in my experience. It's only alcohol. Alcohol is war.

[mbarsi01]

I don’t know where you live but it was legalized when I was 16 and lots of people my age ruined lives. When it was legalized people got charges dropped even being let out of incarceration if it was just over pot

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I'm in Japan. It's so terrible here.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Being stoned would actually make creativity worse, because ot blocks receptors in the brain responsible for memory, calculation, and motor skills. It also causes long term brain damage and tars up your lungs, and it makes your house smell like skunk rectum.

I wish they would make it illegal again, along with alcohol, cigarretes, cigars, and vaping.
Too many intoxicated idiots here now, not enough geniuses.

[mbarsi01]

I’m glad you cared enough to type all of that about other peoples life choices not many people have passion on here

[TheSpaceGnome]

I have lots of passion in most things I do, but for this specifically, I'm just tired of putting up with stupid smelly people in my neighborhood (and the overall decline in the quality of public services). They are a public nuisance. The idea that "its just about their life" is bullshit.

You can smell their skunk ass a block away with the windows shut in my home AND theirs. 🤢

Imagine if I started burning dog shit in my backyard, the neighbors would complain, its a bit like that.

[mbarsi01]

I have been using it for my tremors for epilepsy and not everybody is a skunk smelly idiot. Most people don’t smoke weed in their front yard you must be living somewhere rough. I’m not that passionate about pot but I hope you don’t say that to people who use it who don’t want to take more pills to solve their problems.

[TheSpaceGnome]

I'd rather they took the pills.
There is even a cbd oil pill for tremors and epileptic seizures that won't result in your neighbors having to smell skunk ass and won't give you brain damage or tarred up lungs because it has no THC or smoke, so there is no excuse.

Also, they are smoking in their home with their doors and windows closed as I mentioned, but it can still be smelled strongly from down the block. Its rude to force others to breathe in your smelly poison, so yes, I call them out on that bullshit, swears and all.

[Jennz6]

Let’s not share

[Dongie]

Heh, sorry but I never heard of this.