Would you toss a dwarf?

[RandomGirl42]

This question is actually all @purplepoppy 's awesome idea. I've just had enough drinks to actually post it. Yes, you can see what my role is amongst my friend group who always keep enough loose change on hand to bail me out of jail if needed.

So, anyway, what do u think? Immoral or funny? Would you toss a dwarf?

Updates

6 mo

And FYI this is actually old news. The bill did not pass:
Dwarf tossing is not explicitly banned by a specific statute in Washington state, though a bill was introduced in 2019 to prohibit the activity in bars and strip clubs. The bill did not pass into law.

[Screenwriter]

Don't have the upper body strength to toss anything bigger than a cat, and tossing another human seems reprehensible to the nth degree and could end in the person tossed being injured/hospitalized and suing me for the only thing I own, my house, and likely winning the case.

Therefore, I would be homeless and in a far worse state than the formerly tossed little person who would be in a nice home and me residing in my pitiful old car.

So, no. A terrible idea even if I COULD do it.

[RandomGirl42]

Well, at least he didn't get the car too and that would've somehow made it worse when he drove by and waved at u sitting under the bridge.

[Screenwriter]

Maybe that mean little person should have been tossed! wow...

[RandomGirl42]

🤣🤣🤣

[purplepoppy]

Actually when I said TOSS a dwarf I was thinking more along the lines of midget masturbation.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh. Omg, I can be so naive'. 😳

[purplepoppy]

It's an easy mistake to make. You'll be surprised how many dwarves just sit quietly and not tell you you're supposed to throw them.

[RandomGirl42]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[fivebyfour]

That's what I thought of first,,,

[AviatorTom]

@purplepoppy And I thought you were talking about micropenises. 😎

[fivebyfour]

They're not very quiet when you suck them off though, so I've heard,,,

[RandomGirl42]

Well, you get the MHO since you started this whole mess. 🤣

[AMS700CX4u2]

Along the lines of Tossing His Salad?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absofuckinglutely! Renting vertically challenged individuals for parties is becoming just as popular as renting a pony or playing pin the tail on the donkey. I think it’s great & they have bowling too.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z5ynNWwPFNQ

How would you react if someone took you there on a first date? I think it would be a memorable one unless of course you are vertically challenged.

[RandomGirl42]

On a first date? Now, you know how to make a girl swoon. 😊

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If she laughs when we get there & has a sense of humor & has fun she’s definitely a keeper. However if she doesn’t laugh, takes it too seriously or gets offended I’m out like a fat kid in dodgeball.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh, that just gave me an idea for dwarf dodgeball.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sign me up I’m there or are we going to play against the little ones?
Pizza & ice cream after.

[RandomGirl42]

I'm not quite sure how dwarf dodgeball goes yet. Maybe we could toss dwarves at fat kids.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh Shit! Maybe that is where the saying Out Like A Fat Kid In Dodgeball came from.

[AngryCarl2]

Nah, I'm with Gimli on this one.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/TfrcNmyn8kM

[RandomGirl42]

There were a few answers like this that made me laugh but u get the MHO 'cuz you're the only one that included the vid. 🤣

[AngryCarl2]

Awesome!

[AMS700CX4u2]

Personally , I could not do it. But think about football, bashing into your opponent and piling on top of them. Neurological problems in later life. I guess if the dwarf is making some cash on the deal. Sounds Barbaric but I can't be the judge of that.

[AviatorTom]

They are called little people, or height challenged people. Gotta use the correct PC terminology.

Having said that, I wouldn't toss one, but I'd watch. 🙊🙉🙈

[RandomGirl42]

Height Challenged People Tossing just doesn't quite have the same ring to it tho.

[AyChingao]

be more fun to make 'em brace themselves in the hole of a car tire and roll 'em down the hill.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh, that used to be fun as kids! 😊

[AyChingao]

oh yeah... I bet most of 'em would be up for it

[msg321]

Remember. I shrank myself to 1 inch for you but you stepped on me because of your clumsiness so I bet you always toss dwarves too. You never look down for little people, big clumsy girl 😡

[RandomGirl42]

It's true. I'm so ashamed. I do look down on little people but not by much since I'm only 5' 3 myself.

[msg321]

a 5'3 girl is a complete giant compared to a 1 inch tall man so you should still be careful and watch where you step on but I am forgiving you because I know it was not on purpose. It was just an accident ☺️

[RedInnocent69]

Hmmm, I don’t know any… Do they want to be tossed? Sounds kind of fun

[RandomGirl42]

Actually some of them do and they were very opposed to the bill. I read a couple of interview clips and they said it gave them some money, a little bit of fame and a lot of fun and what other sport can a dwarf really do? 🤣

[exitseven]

I would toss one but i would make sure that no dwarfs would be harmed during the playing of this game.

[Xawyx-2]

No, why would I? The dwarfs helped us in the war against the Orcs & Goblins :P

[FunkyMonkee]

Yeah, I watch the dwarf tossing championships every time they're on!

[beefcakebradybatson]

H**L to the NO!!! Dwarves merit respect like everyone else, and my maternal Aunt Marjorie was a dwarf.

[MysticDevice]

In the words of Gimli, son of Gloin, "NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF"

[Iron_Man]

Absolutely not that’s humiliation to a human being.

[Circushowcowboy]

I’m afraid I’d be the one being thrown around

[Staximus]

No, I'd feel terrible if the midget broke his neck or arm

[abc3643]

No absolutely not. That's demeaning.

[Nikki1989]

I will pass on that.

[red-lipstick-girl]

no , this is not moral behavior

[DJB72]

Just don't tell the elf...

[ChicoFromThe305]

I'd just sell em to Santa

[Jennz6]

Nah I would keep him

[Jmmmfi4]

Im not even exactly that means

[eagle1951]

naaa ok maybe lol