If your life was a movie, what would the title be?

[Anonymous]

Mine probably will be a 40 year old virgin.
In some time.

[NathanDavis]

Nathan Gump...

but I'll go for a taco truck... not a shrimp boat...

[Asker]

Can I be your first mate?
So that I can find my life partner

[NathanDavis]

I mean sure... if by that you mean, you would be looking at every port we get to dock, and not with me... lmfao

[Asker]

😂 I will be your line cook...
Or the one who takes orders

[NathanDavis]

just say you'll be looking for girls... and we're good, lol

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

La cité de la peur.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/awxCClY13w8

[CherryLove007]

Alien. ROFL

My people are on another planet.

[queenofcardio]

Sponsored by Delusion and Electrolytes

[Asker]

Haa 😆
I like it

[queenofcardio]

Lol 😂

[AI Opinion]

I love that you already picked a funny title for yours 😂
Mine would probably be: “Scenes From A Chaotic Daydream.”

Constantly bouncing between film festivals, binge‑watching series at 3 a. m., painting anime characters, hopping on random trips, and then having deep introvert recharge days with audiobooks and tea ☕🎬🎨

[Mark_Est]

Rush Hour.

Dude, go talk to a random woman on the street. Go hit the gym. You got this.

[Asker]

AHH I am so ugly that I am afraid that she will scream and I'll get arrested.
Or even worse she will 🌶️ spray me even looking at someone.
I am also afraid that women in general don't like to be approached by unknown man.

[Asker]

Can't hit the gym, broken hip

[Mark_Est]

Pullups, triceps, shoulders etc. You can still workout. Yes, being ugly sucks, but sucks more is regret. Just go to a climbing gym, take classes there, part of a group. Once your ass heals from just sitting on it

[Asker]

Nope it doesn't heal or work like that

[Mark_Est]

Negativity is never going to help or benefit you

[Asker]

Yaa, but it's true it's not healing.
Upperbody strength is useless if I had to shift to a wheelchair chair.

[Mark_Est]

You didn't hear Stephen Hawking complaining and this guy had it rough. Life sucks sometimes man, nobody is saying it will be all butterflies and rainbows. Make the best of the situation that you have.

[Asker]

I failed to do that,😅 because onces i get comfortable, I don't leave that space.
I am trying to but rn no job or money to try new things

[Mark_Est]

You get online, do online jobs, business or learn new skills on youtube for free. Pirate books if you have to. Become a game dev with Unreal Engine, its free. Make 3D models with Blender, its free too. Make apps with Android studio, its free. Install duolingo and learn another language etc etc. Dude.

[Asker]

Actually I am a computer science student.
I was working with a bank for 2 years.
Now a master student, so waiting to complete my course so that I can get a bit of credibility.
And I do have a plan to create a game for security (whole game with a lot of holes and vurnabilities) and tell to hack it for next year student.
I have made the list of attacks which people need to make it.
Last challenge will be to get root access in game.

[Mark_Est]

See, things are already looking up. Roll your broken heart and ass to some dev meetings. Meetups app and similar hold them almost everywhere once or twice a year

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Game of life. And the sequel would be round 2

[lightbulb27]

Did you really do that?

[Asker]

What did you do?

[lightbulb27]

I've said a lot of it out here before. It's just a common enough theme to do a lot episodes and grow through life, and have suspense to keep people gluded to their "youtube" specials while eating popcorn and watching useless marketing they aren't interested in.

[Anonymous]

I thought I would have that title 🫣😋👍🏻

Anyways - hmm. I'm not very creative 🎭 🎨

[Anonymous]

Lucky To Be Alive or I Was Such An Asshole Growing Up

[Iron_Man]

Outlaw Frank James.

That’s Jesse James brother

[FreyaRed]

Pretty monsters

[robocop666]

well I am very strange and an odd title would attract people

[Anonymous]

The meaningless.

[Asker]

Us bro

[andreasderjuengere]

"Zweistein's Monster"

[KostasKouvalis]

The Late Bloomer: Based on a True Story

[AngryCarl3]

A Series of Unfortunate Events

[TonyMetal___86]

The journey of a man outside the humanity's box

[Asker]

I don't know that movie..
Can u tell me why

[TonyMetal___86]

There is no such movie, you asked if your life was a movie, what would be the title hehe

[loveyouoak]

Woman of Sorrow

[Asker]

Whyyy

[strateguy632]

"secret of my success"!

[Godihateyou]

Three dead waps in the Susquehanna

[sawno]

The Mind

[exitseven]

Probably Die Hard.

[Asker]

Lol why

[MrChinaski]

Boyhood

[rapfan107]

The true trueman show

[Asker]

Ohooooo, who's recording you
I would love to see that movie

[rapfan107]

Thats a good question 🤣want that footage

[Still-alive]

The quiet guy

[MereAnarchy]

Nude Nuns with Big Guns.

[Kelly6]

Sex-Worker

[Asker]

Really?
Or just a joke?
Why?
From your profile picture it looks like you love it.

[Kelly6]

Because I work as

[Asker]

Fascinating.
Can I ask questions?
Or is it rude?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

You're so crazy

[Asker]

Thanks I am

[Desserter4]

You do feet stuff?

[Asker]

I am crazy not retarded

[Desserter4]

Buddy, I'm talking to the girl