What is something your parents lied to you about growing up?

[annabananna]

I was told it was illegal to have the on-site light on in the car at night time.

[HighlyVolatile]

They told me there are starving people in Africa when I didn't want to eat everything which isn't itself a lie, but I found them throwing away the food I didn't finish and even the food they didn't finish later. They didn't send the food to Africa. Actually, they didn't do anything for Africa. They just tried to make me fat but I refused to become fat.

[HighlyVolatile]

So they deceived me pretending to care about Africa. If we cared about Africa so much, why give me such excessive amounts of food? That is so wasteful. They could be sending half my food to Africa and I would be fine. I do not need so much! And why are we burying so many dead people? That is good meat we could eat!

[exitseven]

We had chickens in a pen in our backyard. One day when my brother and I came home from school they were gone. My parents told us that somehow the gate opened and they all ran away. They really were in our freezer in plastic bags.

[annabananna]

My uncle tricked me into eating the pet pig.

[exitseven]

I bet he was delicious , too.

[Anonymous]

That masturbation was a sin. Masturbating is self rape. No man will marry a girl who masturbates.
Truth is I think a girl masturbating might make a guy offer to marry her the way guys think

[JohnK123]

The devils doorbell Lmaooo

[Blackcosmo]

LMAO that's crazy!

[Blackcosmo]

OMG that's something my parents told me too lol. It's somehow "illegal" to have the on-site light on in the car at night time which is so weird. I didn't agree but just went along with it.

[Blackcosmo]

Thanks for the MHO!

[MTC29]

As a child, my mother told me that if I went swimming within one hour after eating, I'd have cramps and drown.

While staying at resorts, I've proven that wrong on countless occasions.

[annabananna]

I was told I had to wait an hour after eating as well

[BillyBalls]

They got stuck with me when The Stork dropped me on their door stoop when I was a baby.

[Sparkie460]

That there was a tooth fairy, Easter bunny, and Santa clause

[Blackcosmo]

LOL my family never participated in those holidays and when I was younger, I would always try to convince my friends that none of them are real but they wouldn't listen to me. Later some of my friends told me stories of how they figured out the whole thing was a lie.

[Sparkie460]

@blackcosmo Do you feel like you missed out on the holidays

[Blackcosmo]

Not really. I loved that we always had parties on holidays at school so I was able to eat so many sweets.

[Sparkie460]

And go back home all wired from all the sweets and drive your parents crazy. Lol

[Blackcosmo]

LOL I was actually a very calm kid but I sure did love sweets. My parents liked eating healthy (almost no junk) which drove me crazy. Seeing all my classmates with sweets in their lunchbox made me sink inside lol.

[Sparkie460]

Just think about how much healthier you will be compared to all the other kids

[exitseven]

who says there isn. t?

[JohnK123]

Omg the dont touch the lights overhead in the car or it’ll die.
let me find the meme

[CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS]

When I was in foster care, my caregiver told me I would be adopted. It never happened.

[AFretiredTXn]

That it's not good to masturbate.

[exitseven]

did they tell you that you would go blind?

[AFretiredTXn]

Yes. Lol

[Anonymous]

That I would get a Girlfriend if I got a college degree

[Anonymous]

If i waste my food, they would cry. Thanks for the nightmares my dear parents

[MCheetah]

My mother lied to me about loving me.

[Andres77]

Santa.

[dolemite89]

that god exists