Ever wonder who will find your body?

[OddBeMe]

I mean someone will have to. I’m planning for my mother to. Bitch.

Yes

No

[Chazmatazz269]

I’m not expecting to be surprised by my demise. If i get my way, i’ll have time to make sure nobody has to find my body or manage the disposal of my carcass. I’m still not exactly sure of whether or not i’ll attempt “goodbyes”.


Anyway…. you alright?
Feel free to message me privately if you want to get something off your chest.

[OddBeMe]

(Laughs intermittently)
Never.

[OddBeMe]

I’m a worry-wort so just in case I prep my body each day so the retrieval agents won’t have a harder time.

[Chazmatazz269]

Alrighty then.
The offer stands indefinitely.

[shortster]

I am pretty sure it will be the repo guy

[OddBeMe]

I have a plan in place. Hit 80-90, depending on how life is. Is wife still around? Etc. Do all the cocaine and whores I can afford. Then bullet to the head after calling animal services. See they can’t revive you like cops and ems. So extra insured death there.

But again, I have to be dying of ass cancer, wife is gone, etc.

[dustybiker2]

Nope. The finder might get lost.

[dustybiker2]

Nope. The finder might get lost.

[OddBeMe]

I mean theoretically others would be in that realm too…right?

[dustybiker2]

I'm not sure what this is from but it looked great. lol

[OddBeMe]

Think it’s Charmed.

[dustybiker2]

Oh right. Yes.

[OddBeMe]

No all you witches

[ProbablyClueless]

Never thought about it. Never particularly cared. Just so long as my body doesn't end up in a dumpster.

[OddBeMe]

I’ve always thought, if it saves someone’s life, give the killer my body to have at it.

[Iron_Man]

Do you want to be stuffed and turned into a mannequin? What about frozen?

[OddBeMe]

Free floating out in space.

[Sevenpointfive]

i don't think anyone will be left to find me. we'll all be up in smoke

[DrPepper12]

I'm almost positive it will be my wife barring accident. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Shit happens!

[OddBeMe]

Shouldn’t we make plans to make sure that doesn’t happen? Hey! Shark tank idea. App on your smart watch tells us when our clients are dead. Pre arranged retrieval. And onsite counselor for the misses. Whom they’ll probably start dating.

Crap! Scrap it.

[QuietRunner]

I'm more concerned it they'll burn me in a tire fire after I'm dead

[OddBeMe]

I’m more concerned with the lasting impact on the persons psyche,

[Staximus]

It all makes sense now

[RedInnocent69]

I hope it’s not my cat…

[OddBeMe]

They’ll eat you after 5 mins.

[dustybiker2]

Tastier warm.

[RedInnocent69]

I believe it, LOL.

[OddBeMe]

Can’t blame em.

[Wise4myage]

No, I do not ever think about that.