Is it silly that I feel like I'd be better off in prison?

[Anonymous]

Wouldn't have to worry about work. No bills, amongst countless other things I wouldn't have to worry about. I don't know what I'd do to get in prison but I would hope it's a long sentence. Am I being ridiculous, or do a lot of people feel this way?

[Skinhead-1979]

Homeless people do this when they are hungry or need a place to stay; they'll just smash up a bus stop, wait for the police to show up and have a place to sleep during the night + they'll have breakfast.

I will not advocate for violence against people, but naturally that will give you higher prison sentences... Commit 'Terrorist attacks' against Private Sector properties; break into a Lab where animal testing is still being performed, release the animals and set the facility on fire; guaranteed you'll be locked up for a number of years and you have still committed a good deed; set a Pharmaceutical company on fire, also an excellent action.

[Skinhead-1979]

Here in the UK... all you need to do is refuse to pay your Council Tax, and they can lock you up for 3 months.

[BetaBucks]

Dude, I've been through exactly this. It's probably a common thought and probably why so many people don't mind jail/prison. One thing that you always have to remember is that you can't have sex. That keeps me on the right side of the law.

[In_Trance]

Seems like a solid plan if you think dicks are delicious

[Anonymous]

Great idea! Just don't drop the soap!

[Anonymous]

You must be the poster boy for weak men.