My internal was to my wife over a $20 lamp for my daughter that appears to have made in 1.7 seconds by a 9 year old chained to a work bench in Indonesia. I'm not kidding. If it cost $.03 a unit I'd be shocked.
My external was over a rolling patio chest cooler. I'm not even gonna say what this beautiful intelligent woman paid for it or who she is but I'm still twisted about 12 years later... 🤬😱🫣

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