Anybody ever have beef with a frog?

[Miah06]

Like legit why dis frog won't stay off my back porch.

Best not hop at me. I swear I'm screaming for my daddy😭

[purplepoppy]

Pick it up and carry it to a pond. Poor things probably lost. Make sure to wet your hands so you don't hurt it

[Miah06]

Ain't happening😭

[SotiCoto]

I'm British. We've had beef with the frogs for centuries. Tends to be an inevitable consequence of being next-door neighbours... internationally.

[Miah06]

Ok. No England for me. Ever

[WonderingManII]

No the one's around my place are very nice but scared of me.

[Miah06]

Chase mine away😭

[WonderingManII]

@miah06
are you taller than I am? I'm only 5'8. If it's a normal frog I could pick it up. Is it poisonous?

[Miah06]

Oh you a shortie

[WonderingManII]

@miah06
Yes I am, cause God made me that way.

[Miah06]

Yup nothing wrong wit that

[WonderingManII]

@miah06
Because I'm a lonely guy, and a lot of women prefer a taller man, I wish I was taller. But as far as living my life for the day to day. The world is built for the average height. Door frames, Ceilings, etc.

[Miah06]

It is what it is. Can't force it. Someone will eventually be the right one for you.

[WonderingManII]

@miah06
God is in control. If He wants me with someone it will happen. If He doesn't it won't happen. He knows what is best.

[Miah06]

Yup. That's why i say can't force it. He knows when to put her in your life

[WonderingManII]

@miah06
one needs to put one's self out there.

[Miah06]

Not really. You live your life following his purpose and paths will meet.

[WonderingManII]

@miah06
This could turn into a theological discussion about figuring out God's purpose for one's life. Or on how God guides His Children.

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao no. Be nice to that little frog 🐸

[Miah06]

Me and him goin through some things😭

[MrChinaski]

Have you tried kissing it? I have read that can yield good results.

[Miah06]

Absolutely not

[Dongie]

Nah, but if he's a bullfrog steal his legs. They're delicious.

[Miah06]

No😭

[sirderpsalot123]

There used to be a frog that would hang out on my friends porch and we named it Toby.

[Miah06]

Don't name them😭

[sirderpsalot123]

Why? He just wanted to be included

[Miah06]

Was he big

[Wiredone]

Be a sport and share some beef with him

[Miah06]

He scary

[Wiredone]

Kiss him and he'll turn into a prince. Then he won't be scary

[Miah06]

Noooo!!!

[Charliefretz329]

I love the southern frogs! 🐸 they sing to you

[Miah06]

Then come collect his froggy butt

[Charliefretz329]

Be nice to him! It’s his home too

[Miah06]

Is not. He ain't paid nothing to be here

[Charliefretz329]

He don’t have to

[Miah06]

In my house he do.

[Amur8711]

Maybe he is your Guardian.

[Miah06]

I don't want a froggy guardian😭

[Amur8711]

You don't get to pic your Guardian. They pic you. They may be what you don't like too.

[Amur8711]

Just saw a Fail Army video where a frog was in a girls car while she was driving and she was freaking out then it jumped on her

[Jmmmfi4]

Don't be such a girl

[Miah06]

But i am😭

[Joshydavid25]

Sorry 😞

[Miah06]

Sorry? Save me. You a boy. You supposed to step up

[Joshydavid25]

And you a tomboy.. Step up coach!.. LOL..

[Miah06]

😭why you do me like this

[Joshydavid25]

You get what you deserve! 😈😈...

[Miah06]

You suck😭

[Joshydavid25]

You lick😭

[Miah06]

😡😡😡

[Joshydavid25]

🤪🤪🤪

[Awantika03]

Sorry 😔

[Miah06]

Thank you. I need back up😭

[exitseven]

Yes, but he croaked.