What is the most unhinged thing you've ever done?

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The more unhinged, the better, don't be shy! 🤭

ABC1x1x · Accepted Answer

I got into an argument with a friend of a friend because the friend of a friend OD'ed on drugs while hanging out with my friend. My friend did the right thing and dropped him off at the hospital. They saved his life but his mom found out he was a junky piece of shit. And he got grounded. My friend was hanging out at my house the weekend before Thanksgiving. The junky called my friend and was threatening him. I took the phone and did a Randy Macho man savage promo on his has. Everyone was laughing at his bitch ass. The next week he wanted to fight. So my friend met him in a parking lot and took another friend not me (I was with my family for Thanksgiving) my friend showed up with one friend as agreed. (Supposed to be me) They showed up 4 deep. My friend took another friend because they both had no family and he didn't want to interupt Thanksgiving. They were both big but my stand in was 6 foot and smaller than the target. Because I was talking all that mess the junkie told the punks to kill the small guy. (Im very short) I get a call during thanks giving dinner that they beat the ever living shit out of them but Alex got stabbed. I hopped into my car and drove to the parking lot and drove my friend to the hospital. I was covered in his blood. He lived. This is where I answer your question. I learned thay the kid that stabbed my friends name was Jeff Blake. He was friends with my little sister. I dated her for weeks so I could scout this house and get to know this Jeff Blake. He didn't know who I was. I learned where his father kept his gun. The cops were investigating amd closing in on him for the stabbing. I called him from a trackless phone and told him the walls were closing in. I told him that I was going to get him before the cops. I told him to do the honorable thing and take his life with his father's gun and I told him where it was. He did take his life. 5 days before her would have graduated with my little sister. They did a tribute but it got a lot of boos. Kid was trash. I felt bad about using his sister to kill her brother. I've done a lot of bad shit but using her is the only legit reason that I won't be surprised I go to hell when I die.

EzraIsShy76028 · Accepted Answer

Literally just ANYTHING and EVERYTHING I did during delusional Bipolar psychotic manic episodes.

It was A LOT of stuff and trust me you DON'T wanna know. It was like a became possessed by the literal Devil himself. Lost literally EVERY. SINGLE. FRIEND. I had at the time as well because of it, including this one friend I had known since KINDERGARTEN.

sage2021 · Accepted Answer

When I worked for the phone company, my desk was in a room with about 10 supervisors and each one had a desk.

We had this one customer who called one of the Supervisors every single day complaining about something with her phone. She thought it was tapped, and broken, etc. He hated talking to her and we all knew she had mental issues but we were nice to her.

One day the call came in from her, and as the supervisor was talking to her, I took the 3-hole puncher which had hundreds of little round pieces of paper, opened his top desk drawer and emptied all of them in his drawer.

He couldn't yell at me to stop because he was on the phone with that lady and had to be nice.

He never did get all of the tiny pieces of paper out of his desk drawer.

SueShe · Accepted Answer

When I was a kid, I stole one of those erasers that you put at the tip of a pencil from the corner store. My heart was beating like crazy because I knew I did something that was inappropriate.

By some mysterious coincidence, my father got wind of it and made me write an apology letter to the owner of the store. He came with me and while he waited in front of the store, I was obliged to go into the store and deliver the apology letter to the owner while waiting for his reaction.

I could have died of shame and once the shop owner read my apology letter, he had a tear in his eye but gave me a sermon about my dishonest behavior. Nevertheless, he told me I could keep the eraser...

That was my most shameful behavior and something I am not proud of.

aceleon · Answer

umm, i am generally a unhinged person so there are lot of things, hell when i got into fights at high school it was THE NORM for me to use the desks as a weapon, i threw teachers's desk once to someone's head (good thing i missed it i doubt the poor b4stard would survive that hit), i carry around a staff that hides a sword inside for fudge sake, the day of my prep class passing exam (which i had one more after that day) i was on the beach, tussling around with 14 stray dog at the sand and then slept together in the middle of them while watching the sea.

at the zoo if i can i pet animals (nowadays i will get a claw probably but i don't care it feels good)

when the car is too full when we are out with friends i lay on top of the car (we once made a 6'3 tall friend get inside the baggage and the idiot opened the roof of it to make a livestream.

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

Off the top of my head, a good contender might be the time I pulled the mutherfucker of all drifts through the center of town while like 5 cops were trying to dig out an 18 wheeler from the snow.

I was driving an 02-04 (something like that) f150 but the muffler was blown out so it reved so nicely. Had a lift and knobby tires.

I always wanted to drift that turn but it's obviously usually very busy but that morning the snow was practically up to your knees so almost no one except someone completely insaine like me was out there delivering pizzas 😂

Twodogs0525 · Answer

When I played AHL hockey, I grabbed a linesmen (ref) by the shoulder after he gave me a bullshit penalty. I got a game misconduct and two game suspension. He was cool about it, because it wasn't like I assaulted him but you NEVER touch them boys!

Anonymous · Answer

Probably when I crashed out on my high school crush in the dawn of social media times. It was one of those things where it’s like “I thought we were friends, but you’re not even treating me like a friend, and I wanted to see her like friends do,” right? But apparently it was all too much for her. Sent her paragraphs on paragraphs. It was the worst I’ve felt in my life. I adored this girl, and why? I don’t know.

Then I removed her as a friend and just to be sure she got it, I sent the message again. It was not good. But it’s like you go off and lie to me multiple times and treat me like an afterthought when I gave her all the reasons to see me as someone good for her in her life. But go off and live your life then, go keep making your mistakes, I won’t be here to witness them anymore. No more shoulder to cry on for you.

Exactly how I felt.

AviatorTom · Answer

I've told the story several times on GaG.

I was much younger and single. I worked very late one night and was the last person to leave the office. On the way out, I passed the office of a very attractive woman colleague. Not sure why I did it. I couldn't help myself and rubbed one out in her office, leaving a stain on her chair that I often wondered if she thought how it got there.

Bitter_Sweet94 · Answer

Honestly?

Staying longer than I should have in situations where my intuition was already screaming “leave.”

I don’t mean dramatic chaos.

I mean quietly over giving, over explaining, and convincing myself that patience would turn into progress.

That was the most unhinged part, betraying my own clarity while calling it love, loyalty, or understanding.

I’m calmer now.

But I learned that ignoring yourself is the wildest thing you can do.

DryGermanGuy · Answer

After getting drunk one night with a couple of Russians, I found the front gate of my hotel locked. So I cat-burglared a few balconies up to my room. Stupid and dangerous idea, but I was tired and just wanted to go to sleep. 🤷‍♂️😵‍💫

Desi_Butcher · Answer

Have a couple of things that'd fall in that category lol
Second or third most unhinged thing was to screw her while at her home with her parents in the house haha
The most unhinged I can only share in DMs lol
Wbu?

Anonymous · Answer

Caught my ex cheating on me. Found out the guy KNEW she was in a relationship. I purchased a car battery, took the battery acid out of it, dipped a towel in it and beat him with it. One of my Marine buddies did something to the towel to prevent the acid from eating it (not sure how he did it).

DishLady · Answer

Smacked a guy once for being in my face. Very much deserved. Folks around me actually applauded.

Spencer10 · Answer

While playing golf In a fit of amazing rage I snapped a 5 iron in two over my knee after a terrible shot...

Zack-Bann · Answer

I was being bullied by this kid and got hold of a sledgehammer which I flung at him like a javelin at the olympics  Lucky I didn’t hit him but he was scared shitless so he left me alone

douride2 · Answer

When I was a bout 15 I had a big argument with my mother. Just to get back at her I shaved my long hair off. Sad part was. She didn't seem to upset about my lack of hair.

WonderingManII · Answer

Maybe the time I got upset and sent a stranger a picture of a before after picture of a penis from a penis enlargement ad. The person was on AIM.

exitseven · Answer

I hung somebody outside a second story windows by his heels. I was seriously thinking of dropping him but he begged for his life.

Abbycado · Answer

Unhinged? Nothing. Not mentally unstable to do something considered “unhinged”.

MikeTheBartender · Answer

Stayed with my ex for 2 years. That was one year and 364 more days than I should have Stayed with her.

Finchie40 · Answer

Had sex with a somewhat friends’ wife that I had the hots for

abc3643 · Answer

I voted Republican in 1984. I still feel shame 41 years later.

Dina88 · Answer

When I was 10, my friends and I walked through mud barefoot, then walked on my driveway. The whole driveway was covered in mud.

Snowman84 · Answer

I used to have trouble with anger 😡. Learning to control the triggers was a huge win.

Nikki1989 · Answer

I joined this website.

jahaims · Answer

Drug a kid in the street to get ran over after he broke my mother's day gift I made for my mom.

NathanDavis · Answer

touched a live wire... lol

dragoblack · Answer

Walked though a bonfire unharmed

chucktheduck · Answer

Made plans to get my penis cut off

Anonymous · Answer

Hahahah flirt with my boss's wife lol 😂

Anonymous · Answer

Nothing really.

Anonymous · Answer

Road rage.

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