If you woke up tomorrow and suddenly your skin was made out of metal what would you do?

[Still-alive]

Like colossus kind of.

[Wester1967]

I would go watch this classic Japanese movie, Tetsuo Iron Man, for tips on how to get by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tctsbhA3tPc

[Jaximus-Lion]

Book for full body rust treatment :D make a suit where i can restore some oil cans 🤣🤣 will run few tests like can i handle a bullet, a bomb and after that i will start helping against armed attacks, i guess

[Cherry234]

Freak out and wonder what's wrong with me. I would go to the doctor or the ER immediately

[Still-alive]

lol i wonder how they'd react?

[anmari2001]

cool, what metal tho? should be careful with temperature

[Still-alive]

Hmm we will go with steel

[readyplayer001]

dance like the tin man

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'd be scared that I'd either get rusty or someone would try to scrap me for cash at the metal yard 🤣

[NathanDavis]

well... first thing I do in the mornings is to take a shower, so I guess I'd have to prepare a bath in oil this time

[qwert1234]

Well, RIP bed probably due to weight. And floor tiles too, or they could be soooo slippery.
So there would be a lot of panic, confusion and oooops moments.

[CrazyGirl2]

Well, I’m guessing that I wouldn’t do anything… especially since metal won’t bend!

[snackthatsmilesback]

See if it also happened to my wife.
Then borrow some of her makeup to put on a face and go see some scientist or something ig.

[FinalFantasyBro]

I wonder how I became metal also I would try to find a mechanic or something that can work with metal to figure out what happens plus I wonder which metal I am?

[Kaneki05]

Gravity would say no and i would die pretty quickly a painful death.

[menina]

I would be happy, it would be assume! That way some of my problems would no longer exist...

[Shamiah02]

That would be horrible.
Never truly feel the touch of someone i love.

[t-8900]

mourn the fact I was never gonna enjoy anything sexual again...

[Gwenhwyfar]

Can I still masturbate?

[Still-alive]

sure lol

[Gwenhwyfar]

Then that’s what I would do 😊. Sorry I’m a little drunk rn.

[Still-alive]

hot ;)

[PinkHamster]

I have someone in my mind that I want to crash first. lol ✨💕

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Thanks for reminding me, are there any metals that are as flexible as skin? To answer your question, I don’t really know

[Dinosaursandanime65]

One of the metals I made for Robonians are basically skin but much more durable.

[pink_and_inlove]

Really freak out lol I wouldn’t even want to see my boyfriend I think

[darkcloud1945]

Get a good can of metal polish and shine shine shine. Do not like rust !

[Wiredone]

The first thing I'd do is wax myself so I can be really shiny and blind people

[crazy8000]

Suicide 😜

Seriously.
Would probably create unnecessary complications.

[Cubus]

I think having sex would be awkward. Doesn't matter if you're male or female.

[Pandupillu]

I hope I wake up as iron man , I'll wipe out all terrorists

[electromagnetic]

Go back to sleep and try again. Something glitched

[karaspara]

Go to a scrap yard and trade myself in

[siseñor]

nothing, i wldn't b able to move

[siseñor]

oh shit u gave an example. proly join x men

[BlacklightShade]

Stay away from the water!

[Lillie_xo]

i dont think there's much i could do （ ; ; ）

[BCA6010]

It would be extremely difficult to move...

[MrKinktastic]

Find me a girl with a metal fetish?

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I would stay in places where I couldn't get rusted

[Morgador]

Instantly check and see my junk

[ChiPaPa]

I would test to see what type of metal I am.

[purplepoppy]

Avoid swimming

[Idk-universe]

It better be single for the rest of your life

[Slim57]

Well, I wouldn't go swimming

[DonkeyDan]

Oil myself up.

[disgustingweebtrash]

probably be dead

[ImmortalHanma]

Skydive no parachute